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Old 06-14-2010, 08:11 AM   #141 (permalink)
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A woman was actually killed by a giraffe in south africa the other day. She ran after her dog who was chasing the giraffe. and the giraffe kicked her to death.
Well she obviously wasn't sneaking up on the Giraffe then, was she?
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Old 06-14-2010, 08:15 AM   #142 (permalink)
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probably a person. maybe. Or the fat st bernards down the road.
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Old 06-14-2010, 08:27 AM   #143 (permalink)
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I always thought it was batman's ass that was allegedly "whupped" by good ole Wesley Willis.

It really doesn't matter. I have all three of his greatest hits discs, and every song is the same.
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Old 06-14-2010, 09:20 AM   #144 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2010, 11:12 AM   #145 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:15 PM   #146 (permalink)
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I just spray painted my combat boots gold so I have to wait two days before I kick anything to death.
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:19 PM   #147 (permalink)
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I just spray painted my combat boots gold so I have to wait two days before I kick anything to death.
I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:45 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Just fucking pick something
Why kick any animal (human or not) to death when there are so many more pleasurable options?

I'd prefer to just pick fucking something over kicking someone to death any day.



But if sedatives are allowed, and I have to kick *someone*, then I'm pretty sure I could kill a 200-pound man by kicking him while I'm wearing my work boots. Which I wouldn't do, of course.

If the animal is fully aware, however, then I could probably just kick to death an attacking dog of Doberman size.
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:47 PM   #149 (permalink)
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There must be some animal you don't like.

Sloaths

They're lazy bastards, kick one of those to death.

Go on.
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