Weirdest Or Most Memorable Dreams You've Had

TheCunningStunt · 07-12-2010, 10:17 AM

I've had a Lucid dream a couple of times, not on purpose. But something in the dream triggered my brain into realising ...this isn't real. It was cool for a few seconds, then I woke up. I don't see the point in lucid dreaming, especially training yourself to do it. Is there a point to it?

It's definitely an experience dreaming and you know you're dreaming.

duga · 07-12-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I've had a Lucid dream a couple of times, not on purpose. But something in the dream triggered my brain into realising ...this isn't real. It was cool for a few seconds, then I woke up. I don't see the point in lucid dreaming, especially training yourself to do it. Is there a point to it?

It's definitely an experience dreaming and you know you're dreaming.

It can be fun and it can also teach you a lot about yourself. You basically have free range to do whatever the hell you want...and depending on what you decide to do it can really help you understand yourself better. I learned to do it in a time when I was very confused about who I was and what I was doing and yes, it really helped a lot.

FETCHER. · 07-12-2010, 10:40 AM

I had a dream last night about my ex... He was with another lady. It made me really depressed feeling actually. I have no idea what it means... but now I feel like I miss him, and he's on holiday...

Sigh.

downwardspiral · 07-12-2010, 10:45 AM

Having sex with an octopus. And enjoying it immensely.

boo boo · 07-12-2010, 11:47 AM

I have a lot of f*cked up dreams, here's a memorable one.

I'm back in my old neighborhood, and I'm desperate for money, then one of my cats dies, and there's this creepy motherf*cker who lives next door who eats dead animals so I wrap the cat up in a garbage bag, walk up to his house and offer it to him for money.

He kinda looked like Randy Quaid with a moustache and he was in his underwear. Anyway, he pulls a gun on me, and he forces me to perform mock fellatio on a dead tree. Well during that humilating ordeal I manage to escape and he starts showering bullets into my general direction.

I run into my house and he follows me inside, I make it to the bathroom and my grandma is on the toilet, well he makes it into the bathroom and we struggle but I overpower him and slam his head against the bathtub faucet, impaling the back of his skull and causing blood to spew out of his mouth and nose.

And then I told my grandma to hurry up cuz I gotta use the bathroom.

And then I woke up.

The Fascinating Turnip · 07-12-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

Having sex with an octopus. And enjoying it immensely.

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Originally Posted by boo boo

I have a lot of f*cked up dreams, here's a memorable one.

I'm back in my old neighborhood, and I'm desperate for money, then one of my cats dies, and there's this creepy motherf*cker who lives next door who eats dead animals so I wrap the cat up in a garbage back, walk up to his house and offer it to him for money.

He kinda looked like Randy Quaid with a moustache and he was his in his underwear. Anyway, he pulls a gun on me, and he forces me to perform mock Fellatio on a dead tree. Well during that humilating ordeal I manage to escape and he starts showering bullets into my general direction.

I run into my house and he follows me inside, I make it to the bathroom and my grandma is on the toilet, well he makes it into the bathroom and we struggle but I overpower him and slam his head against the bathtub faucet, impaling the back of his skull and causing blood to spew out of his mouth and nose.

And then I told my grandma to hurry up cuz I gotta use the bathroom.

And then I woke up.

Boo boo, you're bloody hilarious.

ElephantSack · 07-14-2010, 06:40 AM

I once had a dream that I like to call "Garfield goes to Cookie Prison".

Garfield is sitting in what I assumed was a giant sink, but actually turned out to be a prison for cookies.

He was sitting next to the drain when the biggest cookie started mouthing off to him and threatening him.
"I'm gonna **** you up, bitch! I'm gonna **** you in the shower and make you my bitch, cat!", and all that.
But he's a cookie, so he's not able to move on his own. He just sat there, stationary; talking ****. He looked like the cookie from the Chips Ahoy! commercials.

Anyway, Garfield calmly gets up, takes him and puts him down over the drain and turns the faucet on, and he drowns him in a shallow pool of tap water.

The rest of the cookies watched in a kind of shocked disgust.

That was the end of that dream.

bannister · 07-14-2010, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I once had a dream that I like to call "Garfield goes to Cookie Prison".

Garfield is sitting in what I assumed was a giant sink, but actually turned out to be a prison for cookies.

He was sitting next to the drain when the biggest cookie started mouthing off to him and threatening him.
"I'm gonna **** you up, bitch! I'm gonna **** you in the shower and make you my bitch, cat!", and all that.
But he's a cookie, so he's not able to move on his own. He just sat there, stationary; talking ****. He looked like the cookie from the Chips Ahoy! commercials.

Anyway, Garfield calmly gets up, takes him and puts him down over the drain and turns the faucet on, and he drowns him in a shallow pool of tap water.

The rest of the cookies watched in a kind of shocked disgust.

That was the end of that dream.

ElephantSack · 07-14-2010, 07:56 AM

Something else about dreams. Has anybody else had a dream when you're getting in a fight, and you go to hit the person, but you just slow down and no matter how hard you try, you're still in slow motion, and then once you connect, it's like you just gently slapped them?

I ****ing hate that!

TheCunningStunt · 07-14-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by duga

It can be fun and it can also teach you a lot about yourself. You basically have free range to do whatever the hell you want...and depending on what you decide to do it can really help you understand yourself better. I learned to do it in a time when I was very confused about who I was and what I was doing and yes, it really helped a lot.

I had a lucid last night. Before I went to sleep, I got in touch with an old friend. We wanted to exchange numbers, she gave me hers and I said I'll text you so you have mine. That's the l did before bed.

I dreamt she text me, and I knew that couldn't be right. And woke up.. I don't understand how it can teach you a lot about yourself, it was really annoying.

how can it benefit you? Other than you going 'oh, that's kind of weird and cool I guess..'

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downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	Having sex with an octopus. And enjoying it immensely. __________________

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ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	I once had a dream that I like to call "Garfield goes to Cookie Prison". Garfield is sitting in what I assumed was a giant sink, but actually turned out to be a prison for cookies. He was sitting next to the drain when the biggest cookie started mouthing off to him and threatening him. "I'm gonna ** you up, bitch! I'm gonna you in the shower and make you my bitch, cat!", and all that. But he's a cookie, so he's not able to move on his own. He just sat there, stationary; talking . He looked like the cookie from the Chips Ahoy! commercials. Anyway, Garfield calmly gets up, takes him and puts him down over the drain and turns the faucet on, and he drowns him in a shallow pool of tap water. The rest of the cookies watched in a kind of shocked disgust. That was the end of that dream. __________________ OF THE SUN**

07-14-2010, 07:56 AM	#59 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Something else about dreams. Has anybody else had a dream when you're getting in a fight, and you go to hit the person, but you just slow down and no matter how hard you try, you're still in slow motion, and then once you connect, it's like you just gently slapped them? I **ing hate that! __________________ OF THE SUN**