that wasnt itching cream. that was ahhh....well, i smelled it. maybe some achne pus spurted on it. i cannot be blamed for that! all i did was break into her locker, steal her handbag, open her purse and tampon packet and smellit and lick it

still, releasing that videotape of her and richard simmons over the internet was a low blow, the girl had a few drinks, it doesnt warrent that kind of punishment!

richard did that, not me! haha now she is part of the kiss army!

(gene was in the background if you didnt notice...thats where her mouth was)

ooooooohhhhhh noo.....

whats wrong? they didnt release our video did they?

That Biatch! She did release it! Tiffany must die!

YES! now im popular!
i just recieved numerous invites to parties, my achne has vanished, my glasses hurt my eyes...i dont need them! and i can say impediment!! plus my balls dropped, so i sound like a guy, my teeth are perfectly straight and white and i have a muscle!

covle, covle, covle, that's not a mirror you're looking at hon, that's the picture of Orlando Bloom hanging on your wall.

i dont have a picture of orlando bloom. i have many of hilary duff, and many items of stuff by hilary duff. but your right, it wasnt me, it was a picture of david hasselhof

of course it wasnt you, I know you too well covle, I know you too well. What say we watch the broadway musical the HMS Pinafore? for old times sake?