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Yes 84 69.42%
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I like being female for social and physical reasons. Yes, here comes an essay:
I agree with everything you have said. You are a woman of many wonders, Vegangelica

While I dont quite have an essay, I do have a few points:

Abundance of clothes to choose from (not just pants and shirts, and God forbid, kilts)
Boobs. I like my boobs, who doesn't like boobs?
Being able to shave my legs. Annoying while you do it, but phwoar, the results are worth it.
High heels > its my obsession
The Spice Girls > enough said.
Alex Turner > jiiiiizzz.

And of course.. multiple orgasms.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It has nothing to do with being 'unmanly'. It's a general inbuilt biological reaction that stems from prehistoric times whereby a man should always be at the least vulnerable possible so the need to be upright lessened the risk of them being out in the open in a vulnerable position.
The same reason why women tend to go to the toilet together (safety in numbers from warring clans) is the same reason why men can take less than 30 seconds to relieve themselves. It's natures way of protection.

The masturbation thing I will have to think about more
Wow, jackhammer! I didn't know the whole Social Darwinism explanation for why men like to stand up when they pee and women go to the bathroom in groups!

I thought maybe men like to stand up to pee so that they will urinate all over the bathroom, get kicked out of the cave, and then have more of an excuse to go "sow their seeds" and spread their "selfish genes" elsewhere.

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I agree with everything you have said. You are a woman of many wonders, Vegangelica
Why, thank you, glastonelle.

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While I dont quite have an essay, I do have a few points:

Abundance of clothes to choose from (not just pants and shirts, and God forbid, kilts)
Boobs. I like my boobs, who doesn't like boobs?
Being able to shave my legs. Annoying while you do it, but phwoar, the results are worth it.

And of course.. multiple orgasms.
Well, legs do feel silky after shaving (except at the little bloody parts where the toilet paper sticks), agreed...but the prickles that grow back so soon! Ugh! I remember after I stopped shaving the discomfort of having to get through the "prickly" phase (where you can't touch your legs together at night because they prickle) until my hair finally grew in all the way and I got to the "silky hair" phase. Once I got there, they felt fine.

High-heeled shoes...I admit, I think they look sexy (GAA! The culture has gotten to me)...but they are horrible for feet. They should have tags that say, "Wear With Caution."
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I agree with everything you have said. You are a woman of many wonders, Vegangelica

While I dont quite have an essay, I do have a few points:

Abundance of clothes to choose from (not just pants and shirts, and God forbid, kilts)
Boobs. I like my boobs, who doesn't like boobs?
Being able to shave my legs. Annoying while you do it, but phwoar, the results are worth it.
High heels > its my obsession
The Spice Girls > enough said.
Alex Turner > jiiiiizzz.

And of course.. multiple orgasms.
Friends series 3 reference? *maybe not series 3, my memory has faded somewhat.*
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Friends series 3 reference? *maybe not series 3, my memory has faded somewhat.*
Only women in Friends can have multiple orgasms?
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Only women in Friends can have multiple orgasms?
No, but Ross said "and of course... multiple orgasms" when the group were arguing over which gender had it best. The guys said girls had the best gender. So I think it was a Friends reference.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No, but Ross said "and of course... multiple orgasms" when the group were arguing over which gender had it best. The guys said girls had the best gender. So I think it was a Friends reference.
Or a reality reference, in terms of orgasms...

But anyway, I don't think multiple orgasms are really an end-all-be-all in gender sexual advantage...
I'd much rather be a guy because regardless of whether we have a headache, a long day at work, a negative self-image, distractions, boredom of partner, bad mood, or etc... Us guys can still get turned on at moment's notice and have a damn good O, recharge for about 20 minutes and do it all over again between sandwich breaks.
No maintenance required.

To me, multiple orgasms may be a pocket pair, but are at the mercy of too many factors for it to be a solid win in every play.

It's so much more simple for us guys.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Friends series 3 reference? *maybe not series 3, my memory has faded somewhat.*
Not necessarily, didn't even think of Friends when I said it. But now that you bring it up, I think its season 2. A Joey quote? Or was it Ross?
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Not necessarily, didn't even think of Friends when I said it. But now that you bring it up, I think its season 2. A Joey quote? Or was it Ross?
Ross.
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