Also I've played football competitively since I was about 10. I can't imagine not playing football at all, I mean I know girls do play but I've played in amateur leagues and other things that don't seem to really exist for girls. Another reason I'm happy to be a guy.

I admire womens empathetic qualities and the fact that they can wake up precisely one minute before their baby starts crying in the night never fails to astound me but they do spend far too long on their appearance and guess what? It's not so the male can admire , it's so they can make other women jealous. If you observe women carefully (my last job I was a manger with a 90% female workforce) you notice that they constantly give other women sly dirty looks and bitch about other women constantly which I have never understood.

However men can be incredibly insensitive and boorish but we are wired differently and take a practical approach to things generally instead of an emotional approach so there are pluses and minuses all around and all told I'm perfectly happy with being male and sitting to pee? That's just wrong. There is nothing quite like pissing in a shop door way when you are three sheets to the wind!

I'm surprised that Vanilla went with the "no" option. O_o

Whyyyyyy?

That's one thing I don't like about being female. If I think somebody is a twat then I make it clear that they're a twat, I don't do the whole two-faced, bitchy thing very well at all. Probably why I've got more male friends than female.

Saying that, being a girl is pretty awesome. You just get used to the whole having to shave all over the place, Aunt Irma's visits and all that crap, as a girl you don't really think about it much. And having boobs is always an advantage in bars or when you need something moved and can't be bothered to break into a sweat doing it yourself... ;)

Eh, it's hard to break a habit that I've stuck with since childhood. I tried adapting the standing method a few times, it's just not for me.

I have just genuinely never heard of a man doing it before. I guess it's more hygienic though.

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A girl I used to kayak with had one of these, comes in very handy when you're wearing a hell of a lot of layers of waterproof and neoprene clothes.

No, they are not. And I'd say women would agree with me in saying that most men reach the height of their sex-appeal 10-15 years later than women.

I'll be an exception to that rule. I've always gone for younger blokes - I don't even realise I'm doing it. It wont be a massive difference (at 27 it can't be, there's laws against it...) but I definately prefer them in their twenties rather than mid thirties to forties or older.

Or should this be going in the unpopular opinion thread?

Except public restrooms, I really hate having to do that but I'm even worse at trying to pee standing up when it's a public place. Always use those paper seat covers.