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View Poll Results: Are you satisfied with your gender?
Yes 84 69.42%
No 14 11.57%
Not sure 23 19.01%
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I think the only unexpected boners I got were car-ride-boners. The bumps and vibration or something... But those are easy to play off when it's time to exit the vehicle... you get out of the car and re-tie your shoe laces.

Something to think about next time you see a guy getting out of a car who's doing that.
...or not. Don't think about that.
Yeah, I am also really baffled by the amount of uncontrollable boners you kids are getting, and public wanking?! Can you not control yourselves?! I remember in high school when I caught the bus a few of my guy friends would get unexpected bus boners, too, from the vibrations I guess.

Oh, and another thing I dislike about being female which I was reminded of today... I got a letter in the mail from the doctor's clinic saying I'm due for a pap smear. Ughhh. Going to put this off for at least a few months...
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah, I am also really baffled by the amount of uncontrollable boners you kids are getting, and public wanking?! Can you not control yourselves?! I remember in high school when I caught the bus a few of my guy friends would get unexpected bus boners, too, from the vibrations I guess.

Oh, and another thing I dislike about being female which I was reminded of today... I got a letter in the mail from the doctor's clinic saying I'm due for a pap smear. Ughhh. Going to put this off for at least a few months...
Pap smears may be bad, but us guys have to get the bum-finger for prostate exams, and THE SWAB for some ST infections. (the swab = long ass Q tip that gets shoved down the hole)
Wear condoms when slutting around, guys.

As far as uncontrollable boners, it happens naturally when you're young. It doesn't necessarily mean it's caused by a person being turned on or anything. I think the main cases for this are "Morning Wood" and "Vibra-chubs", and less commonly: "Mystery-chubs".
They really are a mystery.
Chalk it up to excellent blood circulation.
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pap smears may be bad, but us guys have to get the bum-finger for prostate exams, and THE SWAB for some ST infections. (the swab = long ass Q tip that gets shoved down the hole)
Wear condoms when slutting around, guys.

As far as uncontrollable boners, it happens naturally when you're young. It doesn't necessarily mean it's caused by a person being turned on or anything. I think the main cases for this is "Morning Wood" and "Vibra-chubs", and less commonly: "Mystery-chubs".
They really are a mystery.
Chalk it up to excellent blood circulation.
That sounds really disturbing... the bum-finger. I don't envy you. Do you guys have to get it often? APPARENTLY once you're sexually active you're supposed to have a pap smear every 2 years. Every two years I get the letter and then I'm like ughhhhhhhhh and put it off for ages. Especially since all the doctors at the free/public doctor's surgery are all men who are foreign and can barely speak English.

Is morning wood something that continues for most chapters of your life or is it just a pubescent thing? Because every single guy I've known has morning boners... every day.
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That sounds really disturbing... the bum-finger. I don't envy you. Do you guys have to get it often? APPARENTLY once you're sexually active you're supposed to have a pap smear every 2 years. Every two years I get the letter and then I'm like ughhhhhhhhh and put it off for ages. Especially since all the doctors at the free/public doctor's surgery are all men who are foreign and can barely speak English.

Is morning wood something that continues for most chapters of your life or is it just a pubescent thing? Because every single guy I've known has morning boners... every day.
I still get morning wood and I'll be 30 in January. I don't know how long it lasts throughout life, but it's not terribly inconvenient.

As far as prostate exams, guys don't typically start getting them until they're in their 40's, but I think it's an annual thing. I could be wrong... maybe we should ask Right-Track? hehe
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100% yes...because I love having sex with girls. And I honestly feel bad for girls for having to have sex with us. Plus, girls are a laugh at sports.
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100% yes...because I love having sex with girls. And I honestly feel bad for girls for having to have sex with us. Plus, girls are a laugh at sports.
Ouch.
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Yeah morning wood is common. Also, unintended boners in public are a total embarassment.
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I've had a prostate exam before. When I was around eight years old I had severe constipation for a few months and the doctors thought there was something wrong with me. It's really not that bad.
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