I have lousy aim and I don't like touching my wang when not fapping?

I'm more of a "meh".
Wouldn't like being a guy. But being a female sure has its problems. So "Whatever" is the answer for now.

You need to work on your aim. There's nothing more frustrating than missing, but standing up weeing is such a time saver. The occasional sit down wee is great though, especially late at night when drunk

Whatever helps you sleep at night. ;)

And right after you splooge and you're pissing in 3 directions simultaneously.

I'm not sure what splooge means. Pissing in 3 directions is tricky business, but manageable.

I have a very submissive nature and physical posture, and with my body type it tends to look pretty strange. However I could not stand having a period every month. What a pain in the ass (among other things).

Women seem to put so much time into their appearance. I dont think its a bad thing to spend SOME time on your appearance as a male but women definitely seem to take it farther than i could ever be bothered with. They shave their legs, their pits, they pluck their eyebrows, they wax, they spend an absolute age doing all kinds of things with the hair on their head, they do their make up. Even the nails become something in need of up-keep. And then theres all that shopping. I dont know a man who can go into a shop looking for a shirt or jeans then go to 25 other shops over the next 5 or 6 hours before making their mind up but ive been dragged out on many of these wonderfully fun days out in my time. I dont know how they have the energy or the patience. You're welcome to keep all of that ladies. Im fine.

Im happy being a bloke. The only gripe I have is my gender is also represented by a lot of absolute wankers whom I will make sure I am never associated with as long as i live. I know the same can be said with women, its not an issue with gender but rather human beings in general but I am quietly confident that if it were possible to measure this, over 50% of the people I have ever met and disliked would be male.

Splooge = ejaculate(it was the only word that wasn't censored).

On topic, I am really glad I'm a guy. I think the worst part of being a girl would be getting ready in the morning, because alot of girls have to put on a ****load of makeup in the morning, and do their hair just right, or else they get made fun of. All I have to do in the morning is take a shower, dry off, get dressed and put on deoderant. Then I'm good to go. Plus having a **** is epic, and I just don't think having a vag would give me the same confidence. Oh, and shaving would be brutal, because I'm insanely hairy and insanely lazy :).

Ah, I thought that's what it may have meant. Thanks!