Words you f*cking hate.
 

For me.

A whole lot of british slang terms. Rubbish, Tosh, Pants, Bugger, Sod. Sorry to all the british people here who use these words often, I can't really explain it.

The great majority of adjectives that end with the letter Y. Especially yucky, funky, touchy, sleepy, hokey, tasty, stinky, sucky, etc.

The repetition of words that end with Y in an attempt to be cute. "Yummy Yummy", "No touchy touchy", "wakey wakey", "sucky sucky".

All those goddamn bro slang terms that urban dictionary is crowded with and is only used by the biggest idiots on the internet.

Most isms.

White indie f@gs who use ebonics so much that you can't tell if it's intended to be ironic, "Nah son, nah", "that's dope", "mo bettah".

Dumb. Please say stupid or retarded instead.

Turd/Poop. Please just say SHIT, for f*ck's sake.

Amuse. Especially when someone ends a sentence with it, whenever someone says "you amuse" in a condescending matter I want to cut their goddamn d*ck off.

Ham. In any context, either say rump or overractor.

Gamer. I use it only as a derogatory term, I always refer to myself as a software toy enthusiast. Though loser is a good substitute.

Mate. If you're Australian you can just go f*ck yourself.

Blows. Sucks goddammit, SUCKS.

ftl. When it's overused anyway.

'Banter'

Even though this is Music Banter I can't stand that word. Mainly because of when chavs justify completely inappropriate as 'banter'

So

*Someone shits in your pillow*
*You go fucking ape shit*

They say: HAHAHAHAHA BANTER LAD!

"dobber" - yes, i hate that word.

'Bruv'. When I hear people say "Alright Bruv" it actually makes me wince a little bit.
Oh, and when people actually say "lol", "fml", "fyi" etc. I will happily walk away from a conversation if somebody says something like that. There's not a lot more effort needed to actually say whole words, is there?
Slightly off topic, the word 'Macintosh' makes me laugh uncontrollably if I say it or someone says it to me. I have no idea why.

Crisp. just hearing it pronounced pisses me off.

I'm a white indie f@g (whatever you mean by that), but I don't talk like that. :whythis: Getting on topic, I don't like the word *** (f@g, as you call it), as you might have guessed. ;)

And the word macintosh is quite lovely! It almost, almost makes me want to buy one.

i don't like the word "got."

it sounds more like a physical reaction to a bad happening in the throat that anything of intelligence. and if you say it a whole bunch of times, it begins to sound useless.

hahahahahahahahashahaha, woooow.

Dude I don't usually suggest people get into drugs but you might want to.

Another word I hate.

'Pot'

Sounds like my grandma is talking. You kids using pot down there?