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Old 07-05-2010, 12:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The way I see it, people are generally attracted to talent. In natural-selection terms, talent is an advantage where the lack of talent is not. A talented musician, or a talented artist, or person of any trade is a more viable mate than someone without that talent. It speaks to success and security and an ability to support.
That would be a basic, innate desire and attraction... that a mate be good at something. It's only logic that it makes more sense than simply going for an attractive physique that had no capability of supporting offspring.

But where musicians come into play, and while I think talent would be an underlying force in the attractiveness, I think it's important to keep in mind the media overlay that has been superimposed on musicians since the beginning of the whole thing. Musicians are often chosen for their physical appeal, extensively dramatized and made into icons in order to sell the music to a larger audience. This has been happening for a long time and is part of our culture and ingrained in us as developed humans.

I personally think that the main reason that PEOPLE are so attracted to musicians is mostly because we've been conditioned for it. Had musicians remained a bunch of drum-beating natives with no edited videos and purely the sound of the music, I don't think we'd have quite the same reaction we have today.
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm going to go back to the irresponsibility thing

I thing women are attracted to musicians because they know we'll bust it in their mouth, instead of going, "Oh hey, Hi, I hope you're happy. Do you think I could, maybe, if you want, if you don't mind, let me bust it in your mouth?"

so to reduce:

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don't waste time being too nice
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bust it in their mouth


I think I'm going to write a self help book
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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clearly, if I could bust it in my own mouth, I wouldn't have time to practice being a musician

but because I can't, I have to be responsible about music

this causes me to be irresponsible in other areas

I like to bust it

naturally I will bust it in a girl's mouth if she suspects I am a musician

with some pictures, that could be a whole chapter!

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Old 07-10-2010, 12:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I need to get some chapters in to make this book longer

here's a whole chapter:


careful if you bust it in your hand

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do not itch your face after you bust it in your hand!!


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Do not! bust it right in your pants if you plan to be in a ship accident


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If you like to bust it all over your own face, wear goggles:

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Old 07-10-2010, 12:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Do not bust it in a woman's mouth if she lets bugs crawl on her face or has sores, even if she likes musicians:

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This woman LOVES musicians. Bust it in her mouth:

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Old 07-10-2010, 12:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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But make sure you put your keys in a safe place first:



because she may steal your car, even if she loves musicians
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