Why Are Women So Attracted To Musicians?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:08 PM

I rate your mum

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

I rate your mum

She's dead.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:18 PM

then I rate your sister

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

then I rate your sister

That's not fair, stopping rating my mum just cos she's dead? Bit bitchy that tbf.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:19 PM

Is your mum really dead?

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 05:20 PM

No.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:21 PM

Hahaha I figured not, because that is the most used retort to "your mum" ever. I'll feel like such a **** if I say it to someone and their mother is actually dead

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 05:23 PM

Someone called my dad, I told them about the time he died in a car crash and it tore our family apart.... My dad is alive and well.

I just love making people feel like complete and utter cunts. It's great fun.

My dad is a bit of a tit though, I've got lots of love for Mumsy though. That once happened to me in school, someone really small tried to fight with me cos his mum was dead (and maybe the fact i called her through not knowing) - he lost.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:26 PM

Hahaha that's so wrong but I do the same kinda things

like when I met my boyfriend, we were talking and he told me he'd been smoking cigarettes for like 10 yrs or something and I'm like "wow, how old are you?" he told me that he's 20, and I'm like ahh and he asks me how old I am and I look him straight in the eye and say "I'm 15". The look on his face!

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Hahaha that's so wrong but I do the same kinda things

like when I met my boyfriend, we were talking and he told me he'd been smoking cigarettes for like 10 yrs or something and I'm like "wow, how old are you?" he told me that he's 20, and I'm like ahh and he asks me how old I am and I look him straight in the eye and say "I'm 15". The look on his face!

15 year olds > people who have been smoking since the age of 10.

Making up random stories is great, especially if you're composed enough to see it through. Only thing you have to remember - tell them you were just fkin with them. (after you've had your fun) otherwise they might think you're a bit weird.

06-13-2010, 05:20 PM	#76 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	No. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

06-13-2010, 05:23 PM	#78 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Someone called my dad, I told them about the time he died in a car crash and it tore our family apart.... My dad is alive and well. I just love making people feel like complete and utter cunts. It's great fun. My dad is a bit of a tit though, I've got lots of love for Mumsy though. That once happened to me in school, someone really small tried to fight with me cos his mum was dead (and maybe the fact i called her through not knowing) - he lost. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

06-13-2010, 05:08 PM	#71 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I rate your mum

06-13-2010, 05:18 PM	#73 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	then I rate your sister

06-13-2010, 05:19 PM	#75 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Is your mum really dead?

06-13-2010, 05:21 PM	#77 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Hahaha I figured not, because that is the most used retort to "your mum" ever. I'll feel like such a **** if I say it to someone and their mother is actually dead

06-13-2010, 05:26 PM	#79 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Hahaha that's so wrong but I do the same kinda things like when I met my boyfriend, we were talking and he told me he'd been smoking cigarettes for like 10 yrs or something and I'm like "wow, how old are you?" he told me that he's 20, and I'm like ahh and he asks me how old I am and I look him straight in the eye and say "I'm 15". The look on his face!