Oh right yeah, I forgot. Again, I'll have to take your word. A Rush Of Blood is k..

Its more than k.., but I refuse to start preaching as its against my religion :D

Bit average and bland, but few ok songs I suppose. Preaching would be a waste of our time I feel :(

I would disown you, but you do have your redeeming qualities. You like The Kinks after all.

How do you know that?! *looks at Elle suspiciously*

Because you said it in your alphabet thingy, silly. I, for one, pay attention ;)

Well done, have a badger

http://www.repeatfanzine.co.uk/Image...g%20badger.gif

Yussss, I have a badger :yeah:

ha,....true that

i've happily paid a musicians rent before

i know people who will marry you RIGHT FREAKING NOW!

:rofl:

Love that term.

then it could be just like payin my own rent

You can borrow it, next time you see someone unattractive, call them a mingah.

It might be of interest to Americans that one can also use it as a verb (eg. she's mingin!)

I sing every day in the shower.
Does it count? :confused:

+ I started on monday.

Music is the language of love.It shows they have a soul they're willing to express.A man who plays music is already your lover even before you ever meet.I'll tell him how he turns his anguish into amazing art.

Huh. Expression of soul, eh? I just like the way drummers seem a bit aggressive and energetic. I'm not really sure they even have souls... I'm shallow, I'll admit that... ;)

All the drummers I've met are really ****ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and ****, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van

no thanks dude

In his van?! Was he a paedophile?

Did he promise that he had puppies or sweeties in his van?

hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy

No champagne in the shaggin' wagon.

I think it's called the muffmobile :cool:

Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion.

Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason.

A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him.

Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously.

I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math.

I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

Thank you, I might even aid my insult with this;

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...t/cf69a2ef.jpg

In addition, I found an excellent Minger rating website:

Mingers | Facially Inept | Ugly People

I am set.

women are so attracted to musicians cuz we're f*ckin awesome.

New favourite website.

That's my night sorted out right there. :D

Sexism ftw!

I've dated several musicians. I do not date them because they are "sought after" and I don't view dating as some kind of Olympic game. I date them because my greatest passion in life is the arts, so naturally I want to date someone who is like minded. I guess I don't fall in your 80% because my reason is purely logical, eh? I wouldn't just **** a dude cause he can play a guitar, big whoop, so can I. Sure, maybe some girls are in for a groupie ****, but don't generalise, it's tacky.

I rate sexism.

I rate your mum

She's dead.

then I rate your sister

That's not fair, stopping rating my mum just cos she's dead? Bit bitchy that tbf.

Is your mum really dead?

No. :laughing:

Hahaha I figured not, because that is the most used retort to "your mum" ever. I'll feel like such a **** if I say it to someone and their mother is actually dead :laughing:

Someone called my dad, I told them about the time he died in a car crash and it tore our family apart.... My dad is alive and well.

I just love making people feel like complete and utter cunts. It's great fun.

My dad is a bit of a tit though, I've got lots of love for Mumsy though. That once happened to me in school, someone really small tried to fight with me cos his mum was dead (and maybe the fact i called her through not knowing) - he lost.

Hahaha that's so wrong but I do the same kinda things

like when I met my boyfriend, we were talking and he told me he'd been smoking cigarettes for like 10 yrs or something and I'm like "wow, how old are you?" he told me that he's 20, and I'm like ahh and he asks me how old I am and I look him straight in the eye and say "I'm 15". The look on his face!

15 year olds > people who have been smoking since the age of 10.

Making up random stories is great, especially if you're composed enough to see it through. Only thing you have to remember - tell them you were just fkin with them. (after you've had your fun) otherwise they might think you're a bit weird.