The cap'n can suck my duck. He knows not the joy of having blue hair. You feel like a cartoon character only real, so better.
He's not really an imbecile so much as someone who's really bitchy. He's hillarious, just not. nice. at all. But like, neither are we, Bewbs. You're mean to n00bz and I've commited a few homicides. Besides, apparently he's gone, so stop lickng your wounds about him.

Oh, and I'd like to make the last girl rain too....:wank:

I wish I was a smurf.

i want my hair like the last birds. alot.

I want a castle in southern france, mountains of drugs, especially hallucinogens, I want a model girlfriend whose also a painter and I want to be friends with artists on the avant-garde and indie musicians, and I'm also a speculative fiction writer who revolutionized science fiction/fantasy and made true literary masterpieces in that genre, and also I'm a screenwriter/director whose aggressive visual style and incorporation of pop culture into their work makes me a cross between Fellini and Scorsese.

Yeah all of that. You said unobtainable, right?

Having had some godawful airline experiences the past two weekends, I wish I had a teleporter. Not the kind that would accidentally merge me with a fly though.

Not this kind either then?

http://www.nxfansite.net.au/movies/willywonka8.jpg

I wish I wasn't a smurf.

Trade ya?

Heh. No not that kind either. :)

I'm mean to n00bs because, well they're n00bs. And putting up with my abuse and tiring arguments is like the first test every new member has to take to see if they have what it takes to stick around. :)