Top 5 Of Anything (Non-Musically)

Freebase Dali · 08-03-2010, 11:55 PM

My Top 5 smells:

1. My own farts (nobody else's though. That would be disgusting)
2. Fresh garlic
3. Skunks, for some reason. You know... when you pass a dead skunk zone on the road. I find myself enjoying it. I don't know why.
4. Fresh laundry
5. Stripper breast smell. If you've ever been at a strip joint and had a dancer give you the ol'e motorboating opportunity, you know what I'm talking about. And they always smell the same. It's like there's actually a Stripper-Scent perfume they use. I wouldn't know which company would put it out, but it's pretty sexy smelling.

My top 5 flavors:

1. What's that thing we used to eat back in the day?
2. Garlic
3. Beer
4. Cherry
5. Crustaceans

My top 5 things to do when alone:

1. Guess
2. Sing with more vibrato than is called for or appropriate (I also do this when cooking, because it makes me feel Italian and old, thus my food will taste better.)
3. Accept Jesus into my life, then yell "SIKE!!!!" (seriously, I've actually done that)
4. Sleep
5. Talk to myself.

My top 5 heroes:

1. My family
2. Myself
3. My friends
4. My music
5. Alcoholinternetbeerpussydrugsguns

My top 5 food stuffs:

1. Boiled crawfish
2. Roast that my mom used to cook
3. Salad that's hooked up with all kinds of cool shit, with Ken's Creamy Caesar dressing on top.
4. Pork tenderloin with roasted garlic, rosemary, and balsamic vinegar
5. Pepperoni pizza (with extra cheese, extra pepperoni. In Freebase world, extra isn't extra... it's what should be the normal amount.)

Ugh.. I'm tired of typing now.
post quick reply? Sure. Sounds easy.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 08-04-2010, 12:13 AM

I lol'd so hard, you're ridiculous

Freebase Dali · 08-04-2010, 12:18 AM

Haha. It's all true though.
I'm a ridiculous person.

Well, maybe I just seem that way because nobody else admits to the same shit.

Dr.Seussicide · 08-04-2010, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glastonelle

I always have those! When you hear a song and its all you can listen to? I went through a Coldplay faze too, but it was the song Green Eyes instead

"Oh you"? Really?

A what? Surely you meant to say phase

I'll assume you did

And "Oh you" sounded like the right thing to say at the time! Geez

glastonelle · 08-04-2010, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

A what? Surely you meant to say phase

I'll assume you did

And "Oh you" sounded like the right thing to say at the time! Geez

Zoned out. Phase/faze, I dont discriminate

But yes, I ment phase.

Sorry then! Its just everytime I've heard someone say "Oh you!" like that I just think "Man, what a pretentious bastard."

Dr.Seussicide · 08-04-2010, 12:28 AM

Hahaha, +1 for me earning pretentious bastard street cred. I'm finally cool

I don't discriminate either... I even say kool beans sometimes =/

glastonelle · 08-04-2010, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Hahaha, +1 for me earning pretentious bastard street cred. I'm finally cool

I don't discriminate either... I even say kool beans sometimes =/

I can top that: I say mean beans, which is extra mean beans because it rhymes. Take that kool beans

If pretentious bastard now equals street cred then I'm basically a ghetto

Dr.Seussicide · 08-04-2010, 12:38 AM

Wow, mean beans, fuck, you... win Elle, you win. Wow, I'm sorry I ever questioned you

Then I'll be like... ghetto-ier... or something to that effect. Bitch slappin them hoes, and what not =/

glastonelle · 08-04-2010, 12:42 AM

You should be, like my fellow name-sharer Queen Eleonora of Aquitaine, we are mean bean winners of pure excellence

"Bitch slappin them hoes"? You my friend, have been watching far too many old Christina Aguleira videos

Freebase Dali · 08-04-2010, 12:44 AM

You two got a serious thunder-stealing ability you two.

08-04-2010, 12:28 AM	#286 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	Hahaha, +1 for me earning pretentious bastard street cred. I'm finally cool I don't discriminate either... I even say kool beans sometimes =/ __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

08-04-2010, 12:38 AM	#288 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	Wow, mean beans, fuck, you... win Elle, you win. Wow, I'm sorry I ever questioned you Then I'll be like... ghetto-ier... or something to that effect. Bitch slappin them hoes, and what not =/ __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

08-03-2010, 11:55 PM	#281 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	My Top 5 smells: 1. My own farts (nobody else's though. That would be disgusting) 2. Fresh garlic 3. Skunks, for some reason. You know... when you pass a dead skunk zone on the road. I find myself enjoying it. I don't know why. 4. Fresh laundry 5. Stripper breast smell. If you've ever been at a strip joint and had a dancer give you the ol'e motorboating opportunity, you know what I'm talking about. And they always smell the same. It's like there's actually a Stripper-Scent perfume they use. I wouldn't know which company would put it out, but it's pretty sexy smelling. My top 5 flavors: 1. What's that thing we used to eat back in the day? 2. Garlic 3. Beer 4. Cherry 5. Crustaceans My top 5 things to do when alone: 1. Guess 2. Sing with more vibrato than is called for or appropriate (I also do this when cooking, because it makes me feel Italian and old, thus my food will taste better.) 3. Accept Jesus into my life, then yell "SIKE!!!!" (seriously, I've actually done that) 4. Sleep 5. Talk to myself. My top 5 heroes: 1. My family 2. Myself 3. My friends 4. My music 5. Alcoholinternetbeerpussydrugsguns My top 5 food stuffs: 1. Boiled crawfish 2. Roast that my mom used to cook 3. Salad that's hooked up with all kinds of cool shit, with Ken's Creamy Caesar dressing on top. 4. Pork tenderloin with roasted garlic, rosemary, and balsamic vinegar 5. Pepperoni pizza (with extra cheese, extra pepperoni. In Freebase world, extra isn't extra... it's what should be the normal amount.) Ugh.. I'm tired of typing now. post quick reply? Sure. Sounds easy.

08-04-2010, 12:13 AM	#282 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I lol'd so hard, you're ridiculous

08-04-2010, 12:18 AM	#283 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Haha. It's all true though. I'm a ridiculous person. Well, maybe I just seem that way because nobody else admits to the same shit.

08-04-2010, 12:42 AM	#289 (permalink)
glastonelle lets make a mess, lioness Join Date: May 2010 Location: NZ Posts: 400	You should be, like my fellow name-sharer Queen Eleonora of Aquitaine, we are mean bean winners of pure excellence "Bitch slappin them hoes"? You my friend, have been watching far too many old Christina Aguleira videos

08-04-2010, 12:44 AM	#290 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	You two got a serious thunder-stealing ability you two.