Ouch!!
 

I've just fallen and really hurt myself.

Are there any nurses out there that could kiss my wounds better?

Hurry!! It's nearly bleeding!!

Im not a nurse but Ill kiss it if you want....tho its depending
on what u hurt :P

Oh no you wont ladee, I already suckin de poison out of ma manslut!

whoa whoa whoa,i think i have concussion. Does that say what i think it does???

Your'e not a nurse but your offering treatment????? Are you mad????????
This could be a serious chaffing.
Thanks for your concern tho,what is your occupation?
Do you know anything about the hillman imp circa 1975?