It's where you take a dump in someones clam purse and them smash them.

For the record, I have never tried this. Nor do I plan to..

..maybe.

What does Alabama have to do with it? :laughing:

I've no idea. I dig the name though.

I like poofter. :D I call this one guy it all the time.

Bum bandit would be a nice add on to that the next time you decide to unleash your fury on him.

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll be sure to call him that tomorrow.

"You're such a bum bandit poofter" let me know how it goes down :thumb:

Shall do!

"Turd Burglar" has more of a ring to it than "bum bandit."

You're wrong right-track! WRONG I tell thee!