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Old 04-23-2010, 11:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I also recall saying that a girl had a 'strong jaw line' I then proceeded to call her a 'hermaphratwat'
lol! That is so harsh. But funny.
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Old 04-23-2010, 11:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol! That is so harsh. But funny.
I also said to her, IF you have a vagina, above the bollocks, I bet it looks down down town baghdad.

Shitcake
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are some more I've used at inanimate objects after they caused me great pain
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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POOP. sorry, too far, too far







dude what the hell man you cant go around talking to girls like that. you have to say "you are a wonderful beautiful woman with all the regality of a queen and all the grace of a ballerina, you are the picture of womanliness, you put aphrodite herself to shame, you make my sooooooooooooooooooooooooul burn for you lets make fiery passionate love right here in the biscuits/bread section of tescos" and then you get laid man
This guy was even more retarded than I thought. The woman I said that to quite clearly had manly features, why would I want to 'get laid' off that monstrosity? Just when I think I've seen all of this guys moronic posts, I keep finding new ones.
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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^ Says the guy with song lyrics "i wanna sex you, baby dont fight."
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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C*ntwad and tits are my two most frequently used IRL.
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm a fan of Cnutwad
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2010, 06:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What a bunch of wankers. There are so may twats on this forum, it defies belief. If your brains resembled a peanut it would rattle all day you top hat.
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Old 04-25-2010, 06:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What a bunch of wankers. There are so may twats on this forum, it defies belief. If your brains resembled a peanut it would rattle all day you top hat.
Is wankers one of your favourites jackhammer?
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