Carlton is my favorite person here, there, & everywhere (house, member)

hookers with machineguns · 02-27-2005, 11:59 PM

Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians.
In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end.

hookers with machineguns · 02-28-2005, 12:03 AM

Imagine that face while sleeping with your borish overweight, overpaid husbands, you desperate housewives.

covle · 02-28-2005, 12:07 AM

i used to love this show. it comes back every few years here. how many aunties has will had on that show? i swear they went through at least 3

sleepy jack · 02-28-2005, 12:08 AM

haha the one where carlton lost his virginity is classic

hookers with machineguns · 02-28-2005, 12:11 AM

I remember at least two aunts.
and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.

sleepy jack · 02-28-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns

I remember at least two aunts.
and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.

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sleepy jack · 02-28-2005, 12:19 AM

Oh yeah God is like my ****ing idle i love him. And jesus saved our sins lets go chant meaingless **** to him on the cross hookers it will be fun.

hookers with machineguns · 02-28-2005, 12:20 AM

Yeah God's pretty gangsta. I wish he was still alive so he could read this.

sleepy jack · 02-28-2005, 12:23 AM

I think im high

blackTshirt · 02-28-2005, 01:47 AM

hookers, carlton would be so proud of you...

(if he existed)

02-27-2005, 11:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,753	Carlton is my favorite person here, there, & everywhere Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians. In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end. __________________ LASTFM

02-28-2005, 12:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
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02-28-2005, 12:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
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02-28-2005, 12:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,753	I remember at least two aunts. and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton. __________________ LASTFM

02-28-2005, 12:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
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02-28-2005, 01:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
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