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Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians.
In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end.

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hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,738	Carlton is my favorite person here, there, & everywhere Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians. In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end. __________________ LASTFM