Lad

TheCunningStunt · 04-09-2010, 12:18 PM

FML, MLIA.. Now we have LAD.

TRUE LAD - the home of lad banter

I'm at a festival, just seen a band and waiting at a spot for my mate. See a hot girl standing nearby, who turns to talk to me, then asks if I'm going to come back to her tent with her. I obviously respond yes, we make out for a bit, then walk off to find her tent. I discover on the way that she is 26, 5 years older than me. Then her fairly fat friend joins us out of nowhere, and we arrive at the tent. Only planning to get with the hot one, but the fat one says 'shall we take this party inside', so I oblige, and we get into the tent and have a threesome. Whilst doing the hot one, I genuinely fist the fat girl. LAD

Was shagging a friend of mines sister, he didnt know about this but knew somthing might be happening. I stayed at her house one night, in the morning we hear the door open followed by shouting and swearing. My mate realises they are my shoes and kicks off, he starts bashing on this girls bedroom door so i escape half naked through the window and he chases me up the street. LAD

I love people who think they're proper LADs.

they amuse me

BTown · 04-10-2010, 12:13 AM

british people suck

TheCunningStunt · 04-10-2010, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTown787

british people suck

Care to elaborate*?

* Without using a bad thread posted through throwing caution to the wind as a reason for discriminating against my country.

Freebase Dali · 04-10-2010, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTown787

british people suck

I too would care to witness you caring to elaborate.

Mojo · 04-10-2010, 01:12 AM

"one of my mates said "pull my finger" to make him fart, then he accidently shat himself. LAD"

"A rowdy northern friend of mine took his bird to some clubs for her birthday it turned out her friends were in the same club. Sensing this was to be a **** night he bought her a helium balloon and tied it to her wrist telling her that she had to keep it on as it was special. The balloon aloft her head gave up her position anywhere in the club allowing him to get off with several other birds. Simples. LAD"

"According to Volvic, apparently it's an achievement to drink 1.5 litres of water a day. I down 5 pints every time I get home to avoid a hangover the next day. LAD"

TheCunningStunt · 04-10-2010, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

"one of my mates said "pull my finger" to make him fart, then he accidently shat himself. LAD"

I think LAD would wash over an American..

It's very British type humour which is perhaps why he said British people suck. Even though we're the best ever.

duga · 04-10-2010, 02:38 AM

I personally love British humor. To an American, it truly is an acquired taste, but I've spent enough time around it that it cracks me up.

TheCunningStunt · 04-10-2010, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duga

I personally love British humor. To an American, it truly is an acquired taste, but I've spent enough time around it that it cracks me up.

Are you a fan of the English Office? British humour at its very best.

Mojo · 04-10-2010, 04:02 AM

^^

Ahem.

TheCunningStunt · 04-10-2010, 04:13 AM

Never seen Spaced. Am I a bad Brit?

I'm sure The Office pisses all over it

04-09-2010, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Lad FML, MLIA.. Now we have LAD. TRUE LAD - the home of lad banter I'm at a festival, just seen a band and waiting at a spot for my mate. See a hot girl standing nearby, who turns to talk to me, then asks if I'm going to come back to her tent with her. I obviously respond yes, we make out for a bit, then walk off to find her tent. I discover on the way that she is 26, 5 years older than me. Then her fairly fat friend joins us out of nowhere, and we arrive at the tent. Only planning to get with the hot one, but the fat one says 'shall we take this party inside', so I oblige, and we get into the tent and have a threesome. Whilst doing the hot one, I genuinely fist the fat girl. LAD Was shagging a friend of mines sister, he didnt know about this but knew somthing might be happening. I stayed at her house one night, in the morning we hear the door open followed by shouting and swearing. My mate realises they are my shoes and kicks off, he starts bashing on this girls bedroom door so i escape half naked through the window and he chases me up the street. LAD I love people who think they're proper LADs. they amuse me __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

04-10-2010, 12:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	british people suck __________________

04-10-2010, 01:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	"one of my mates said "pull my finger" to make him fart, then he accidently shat himself. LAD" "A rowdy northern friend of mine took his bird to some clubs for her birthday it turned out her friends were in the same club. Sensing this was to be a **** night he bought her a helium balloon and tied it to her wrist telling her that she had to keep it on as it was special. The balloon aloft her head gave up her position anywhere in the club allowing him to get off with several other birds. Simples. LAD" "According to Volvic, apparently it's an achievement to drink 1.5 litres of water a day. I down 5 pints every time I get home to avoid a hangover the next day. LAD" __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

04-10-2010, 02:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	I personally love British humor. To an American, it truly is an acquired taste, but I've spent enough time around it that it cracks me up. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

04-10-2010, 04:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	^^ Ahem. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

04-10-2010, 04:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Never seen Spaced. Am I a bad Brit? I'm sure The Office pisses all over it __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM