Lad

TheCunningStunt · 04-09-2010, 11:18 AM

FML, MLIA.. Now we have LAD.

TRUE LAD - the home of lad banter

I'm at a festival, just seen a band and waiting at a spot for my mate. See a hot girl standing nearby, who turns to talk to me, then asks if I'm going to come back to her tent with her. I obviously respond yes, we make out for a bit, then walk off to find her tent. I discover on the way that she is 26, 5 years older than me. Then her fairly fat friend joins us out of nowhere, and we arrive at the tent. Only planning to get with the hot one, but the fat one says 'shall we take this party inside', so I oblige, and we get into the tent and have a threesome. Whilst doing the hot one, I genuinely fist the fat girl. LAD

Was shagging a friend of mines sister, he didnt know about this but knew somthing might be happening. I stayed at her house one night, in the morning we hear the door open followed by shouting and swearing. My mate realises they are my shoes and kicks off, he starts bashing on this girls bedroom door so i escape half naked through the window and he chases me up the street. LAD

I love people who think they're proper LADs.

they amuse me

04-09-2010, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Lad FML, MLIA.. Now we have LAD. TRUE LAD - the home of lad banter I'm at a festival, just seen a band and waiting at a spot for my mate. See a hot girl standing nearby, who turns to talk to me, then asks if I'm going to come back to her tent with her. I obviously respond yes, we make out for a bit, then walk off to find her tent. I discover on the way that she is 26, 5 years older than me. Then her fairly fat friend joins us out of nowhere, and we arrive at the tent. Only planning to get with the hot one, but the fat one says 'shall we take this party inside', so I oblige, and we get into the tent and have a threesome. Whilst doing the hot one, I genuinely fist the fat girl. LAD Was shagging a friend of mines sister, he didnt know about this but knew somthing might be happening. I stayed at her house one night, in the morning we hear the door open followed by shouting and swearing. My mate realises they are my shoes and kicks off, he starts bashing on this girls bedroom door so i escape half naked through the window and he chases me up the street. LAD I love people who think they're proper LADs. they amuse me __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM