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04-10-2010, 01:37 PM | #32 (permalink) |
It's my Mau5head!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: UK
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Ok so, I got with this girl in Liverpool one night on a rugby tour. She was a massive chav, so I was going out on a limb. Anyway I went back to hers - absolutely wasted. I wake up the next afternoon, wondering where the hell I am. Then the moment of realisation - I look round and my clothes are missing! Where's my wallet? Nowhere to be seen! The bitch must have taken them! To get back at her, I take a massive **** in her bed and make a run for it. I'm all pleased with myself, run down the stairs in my boxers and see the girl with breakfast ready and my clothes all ironed and clean. LAD
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04-10-2010, 04:12 PM | #33 (permalink) |
why bother?
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: UK
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'I play FIFA 97 instead of 10'. LAD
'Yesterdays revision for me consisted of 2 poos and 3 wanks'. LAD 'A big group of us went out to Kensington Roof Gardens, but my mate wasn't allowed in because he was too drunk and a bit underdressed. We left him to go home, and go in feeling gutted he couldn't come in. About half an hour later he suddenly appears at the bar, in a brand new suit, security labels still on. Turns out he broke into a ventilation shaft in the M&S next door, went into the shop, fingered a suit from a manekin, changed clothes, and chatted his way back into the club. The biggest lad I've ever met'. LAD |
04-10-2010, 06:25 PM | #36 (permalink) | |
Groupie
Join Date: Apr 2010
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04-10-2010, 06:45 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
Posts: 17,331
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It's a capital letter when you begin a paragraph in this case a 'B' and indeed, British people DO suck. Boiled sweets on car journeys usually.
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