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Omegle
I'm really, really frustrated. I was bored, so I thought I use Omegle to kill some time. Let me tell you, IT DOESN'T WORK. It's full of horny teenagers who just want video chat with horny (read slutty) girls. Anyway, another idea occurred to me: If anyone else uses it, you could post your experiences in here. Here is mine, this guy just supposed that I'm a girl (which I'm not):
Stranger: asl You: I'm not answering that. It's obvious what you want. Stranger: ım m Stranger: 20 Stranger: greece You: ok You: 20 serbia Stranger: u? Stranger: boy? Stranger: girl? Stranger: ???????????????????????? You: well, that's the problem. when someone asks for asl in their first question, it's obvious what they want. You want to chat with a girl and you want her to show tits on camera You: am I right? Stranger: but ım boy Stranger: not tits Stranger: :) You: I said that YOU want a GIRL to show you HER tits Stranger: ok Stranger: what ıs your msn adress? You: for crying out loud, I DON'T WANT TO SHOW TITS TO ANYONE You: It just bugs me that everyone wants to see them Stranger: oooooooooffffffffffffffff Stranger: what ıs prblem Stranger: ım male Stranger: boy Stranger: horny boy Stranger: ******@hotmail.com Stranger: msn adress Stranger: mt Stranger: my You: so what? if you're male that means that all the girls want you? Stranger: yeah You: well, guess again Stranger: hey Stranger: by Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Hahaha... Imagine his accent is like Borat's:
"What is problem? I'm male. Boy. HORNY BOY!" lol |
I'd post my epic conversation I have stored but there's too many swear words in there for me to bother beating the censor
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Yeah me and some of my friends used it for a while when we were bored in college. We used to pose as teenage girls, seek out the pervs and mess with their heads haha. Was great fun for a while but we got bored pretty quickly. It's mostly full of lonely immature american kids.
Here's a little something i came across though http://topcultured.com/the-best-omegle-ownage-ever/ |
You: titties!
You: oh wait Stranger: In your face. You: bra comes first? You: or is it clothes Stranger: You're not funny. You: gawd You: you sound offended :( You: I'm training to be a pedophile Stranger: More like annoyed. Stranger: Okay, what the ****? You: i dunno You: it's like You: I don't know if I should ask for titties at the onset to be more efficient, or kind of gradually ease my way in You: I think pedophilia is a very complicated sport Stranger: No luck here. I'm a guy. Bye. Stranger: Unless... you're THAT kind of perdophile... Ee. Stranger: Ew*. You: *** pedophiles are grosser than normal pedohpiles? Stranger: *perdophile You: or what if I'm a woman? Stranger: *pedophile Stranger: You're boring. Get bent. Stranger: I could've disconnected. Stranger: But I didn't. I'm not just talking ****. I'm staying here and not going away like most pussies on here. this is the part where I disconnected. lulz |
Stranger: hello
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these people are strange. my first conversationnn
Stranger: who wants to trade my **** pics for tit pics You: get a ****ing life you twat. |
^ I had a much extended version of that.
basically this 13 year old kid thought i was a girl and I just started telling him for like 5 minutes to get a life and stuff in very vulgar terms. lulz. |
That place sounds ridiculous.
I hope you guys only go there to record lulz. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi random stranger Stranger: hi *slides bloody axe under the bed* You: So what are you doing with an axe? Stranger: if you cant tell what im doing with a bloody axe then i feel awfully sorry for you You: let me guess you were eating fried chicken? Stranger: why in the world would fried chicken leave blood behind. does your fried chicken bleed when you eat it? You: Well I thought you own a chicken ranch and make fried chicken from scratch. Stranger: i have literally no words to respond. your answer has left me speechless. You: So what are you telling me, you were not eating fried chicken in bed? Stranger: no i was not |
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You just made this up... didn't you Neapolitan? |
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: I've heard about you Stranger: WILD ABRA LOOKS CONFUSED You: yep that's right You: bang bang bang Stranger: WILD ABRA USES CONFUSION Stranger: STRANGER IS CONFUSED You: WILD ABRA LOOKS DEAD Stranger: STRANGER HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION You: NEVER You: BANG Stranger: WILD ABRA USES FLASH You: STRANGER SHOOT WILD ABRA You: WILD ABRA HAS NO ENERGY You: WILD ABRA DEAD You: WILD ABRA NEVER ESCAPE Stranger: STRANGERS SHOOT MISSES Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TACKLE Stranger: CRITICAL HIT Stranger: WHAT WILL THE STRANGER DO? You: STRANGER USES DODGE You: 50% CHANCE DUE TO MODIFIERS Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. OMYGOD BEST EVER |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: whats up! Stranger: asl You: 87/f/FL Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
i've started saying 15/f/uk and guys are all over it. It's hilarious
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*sighs* |
Weak.
Step up to the big leagues and get on chat roulette haha... |
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Anyway, I get a few laughs out of messing with people online. I pretend to be a teenage girl on yahoo pool all the time. So I was messing with this Omegle site earlier. Using various persona's, here is one where I was being a teenage girl. It's short and sweet. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey there Stranger: asl You: u first You: hello? Stranger: 17 m uk u? You: 14 f usa You: uk, is that in india? Stranger: no london xD You: oh, australia... nice. Stranger: ehm Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
You: I lost the game!
Stranger: what is Sex Stranger: i lost too You: haha Stranger: but what is sex You: sex Stranger: *Sex You: is when mommy and daddy <3 each other a lot You: so much that they start taking off their clothes You: and then the touch eachother's private parts You: and then daddy's penis gets really big and really hard You: and he puts it in mommy You: and they **** each other for a long time Stranger: :O Stranger: what is the point of doing that? You: then little fairies come out of daddy's penis You: and go into mommy Stranger: do fairies come out of mommy's vagina? You: and then you are born! Stranger: but do the fairies come out of her too You: only if she's special :) Stranger: but whats the point of touching each others private parts You: now that you've learned, go talk to your parents :) You: *pat pat* Stranger: UM IM 17 he was most certainly joking but strange none the less. |
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9kik: Not Very - Super Effective Just classic :D |
Pretending to be H/C catholic priests is my favorite.
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http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._1858122_n.jpg
Don't you love the Athur Theme song? |
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello. Stranger: What do you have to say for yourself? Stranger: :- | You: A lot. Stranger: Proceed. You: 1) I was busy You: 2) My dog ate it Stranger: Doing? You: 3) My catpeed on it You: 4) I already know the answers anyways You: 5) My pencil broke Stranger: Do your homework. |
You: So my dad says true love is when you can picture her taking a shit and still want to fuck her. Do you agree with this?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Stranger: i love music, i dance, i'm quite smart, some people think i'm funny. i'm blond, blue eye's about 170 cm tall.
You: What kind of music do you like? Stranger: diffrent kinds of music. Stranger: different* You: Me too. You: Do you have any favorite bands at all? You: Like one you could name out of the blue? Stranger: yes, johnny cash, lykke li, and many more. Stranger: what are you listening to? You: Right now I'm listening to King Crimson Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahahaha |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this the real life ? You: is this just fantasy? Stranger: caught in a landslide You: no escape from reality Stranger: open your eyes... You: look up to the skies... Stranger: and seeeeee You: I'm JUST A POOOOOR BOOOOOY Stranger: I NEED NO SYMPATHY You: because I'm easy come, easy go Stranger: little high, little low You: anywhere the wind blows Stranger: doesnt really mater to meeee You: to me... Stranger: Maamaaaaa, just killed a man You: put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead Stranger: mama, life had just begun, You: but now i've gone and thrown it all away! Stranger: MAAAAMAAAAAAAA You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Stranger: Didn't mean to make you cry... You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Stranger: Carry on, carry on... You: as if nothing really matters... Stranger: Its too late, my time has come You: sends shivers down my spine, body's achin' all the time... Stranger: goodbye everybody, I've got to go You: gotta leave you all behind and face the truth! Stranger: Mama ! OoOoOh You: I DON'T WANNA DIE Stranger: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL You: *****ING EPIC GUITAR SOLO* Stranger: I see a little silhouetto of a man You: scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango? Stranger: Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening ME You: galileo galileo Stranger: galileo, galileo You: galileo figaro MAGNIFICOOOOOOOO Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me... You: He's just a poor boy from a poor family! Stranger: Spare him his life from this monstrosity ! You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Stranger: BISMILAH, No! - we will not let you go - let him go You: BISMILAH NO! We will not let you go let him go Stranger: Bismilah NO! We will not let you go, let him go ! You: WILL NOT LET YOU GO - LET ME GO Stranger: Never let you go- LET ME GO You: Oh let me go-o-o-o-o-o Stranger: No no no no no no no You: oh mama mia mama mia Stranger: MAMA MIA LET ME GO You: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO* You: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE???? Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave me to die? You: Ohhh Baby! Stranger: Can't do this to me baby You: Just gotta get out! Stranger: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE You: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO 3!!!* Stranger: Ooh yeah, oo yeah You: Nothing really matters.... Stranger: anyone can see... You: Nothing really matters... Stranger: Nothing really matters... You: To me....................... Stranger: Any way the wind blows.... You: *gong* Stranger: MUCH LOVE. You: I love you. Stranger: Awhwhwhwh Stranger: :3 Stranger: Made my day You: Same! You: <3 Stranger: Ahaa You: Bye then love :) I LOVE THIS GUY |
^Ric, that is awesome
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LOL... Ok I had to try it. Here is my first OMEGLE chat:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88 You: Sorry.. I no sucky sucky long time. Stranger: ？？？？？？？？？？ Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88 You: Yea that's how I feel as well. You: It's frustrating. Stranger: 听不懂 You: I hear ya. I had that once too. Someone told me I should use Fast actin' Tinactin. Stranger: ？？？？？ Stranger: 看不懂 You: For sure, for sure... But it works. And like you said, it does leave a bad taste on the mouths of those girlies.. Stranger: 你能看懂中文吗 ？ Stranger: 8888888888888 Stranger: 我看不懂你的语言 谢谢 You: For REAL!!! I played pool one time and that's how many 8's I pocketed in precisely that many rounds! You: Man, I feel like I'm really getting to know you. You: This is great. Stranger: 呵呵 Stranger: 我确实看不懂你的语言 谢谢 You: I know I know.. such long distances. It's weird, and our parents won't approve.. but... doesn't it feel right? Stranger: I really do not understand your language I am a boy you? You: I am a Pikachu actually. Doctors said it was some kind of birth defect, but I'm pretty sure I saw other pikachu's before that everyone loved, so I consider it a gift of god. Stranger: yes You: Yes indeed. Stranger: 嘿嘿 You: Oh I KNOW! For sho! I can't stand them trifflin' biotches! Stranger: 我怎么看不懂了 ？ Stranger: 为什么 ？ You: They keep telling me to turn down my music but you know dem cops.. they be scandalous. You: Yea yea, you know what I'm sayin'. You: You awesome, dog. Stranger: 滚 Stranger: 去你麻痹 去 Stranger: 死一边去 滚你妈的 B里面去 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Haha... Here's another one:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hold the fuck on, I'm trying to gut this pig. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Why else would anybody go on Omegle? |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: Hello Stranger , I am You You: But if you are me then I am you, if I am you then you are too, and if we are we then I am a stranger to myself. Stranger: No you cant be You, i am You, and You are me. Stranger: cause i am Stranger to you You: But If you're stranger to me, I'm stranger to you? Stranger: Thats Right You: so if we're stranger to eachother then who is "you" Stranger: It says i am You, not sure about You You: what's "random" Stranger: Random doesnt exist Stranger: Only Stranger and You You: but I'm chatting with a random stranger You: which must be you You: which must be me You: and I am a stranger. Stranger: so am i...but there can only be one, which can only be you! Stranger: But i am You i cant be a Stranger! or a Random one..i am confused ! Stranger: So i am 3 different persons, You, Stranger and Random Stranger? You: I love you. Stranger: i love You to Stranger: too* You: so you love yourself? Stranger: was about to ask you the same thing |
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Holy shiiiit this Omegle site is GREAT!
Here's my latest: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Yoooooo Stranger: asl You: 21/mf/inyopantsboi! Stranger: good Stranger: wait Stranger: mf You: Oh, just take one of those letters out. I mistyped. Stranger: lol Stranger: lol which one You: Whatever one you want, baby! Stranger: i want to keep the f Stranger: im kind of horny Stranger: 23 m horny You: Ok will do. You get the female tonight, but you gonna have to mind the bulge. And it's a biggun. Stranger: ok never mind Stranger: need just a f Stranger: nice meeting you You: Well baby you gonna have to decide! Stranger: on what You: You want the m or the f You: I got me a knife all ready and shit. You: I can work this! Stranger: ahahahha Stranger: well im guessing your a girl You: Not yet... just give me a few more seconds Stranger: a guy would never cut it off Stranger: not even for a joke lol Stranger: so am i right You: You gonna see. All up on the internet. First black girl to grow a dick and cut it off. Stranger: next! lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. He was clearly a racist. |
Ok maybe I'm taking it too far... but here's another one. I'll keep it lighter next time. I don't want cops to come or anything....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you somewhere out there? You: Hey Stranger: Hi! You: I'm kinda nervous about this... Stranger: why? You: Well... I'm sorta chatting behind someone's back so... Stranger: How so? care to explain? You: Well, he's literally facing in the opposite direction and he's my boyfriend. His computer is facing the other wall in our room and he's probably watching porn... so I'm totally going to chat with a guy. You're a guy right? Stranger: No...sorry, why dont you just talk to him about it? You: Well.. he hits me. :( Stranger: oh well thats not goof!! Stranger: good* You: Mostly he kicks me though... in the legs, and blames it on our coffee table if anyone asks. We have a pretty pointy coffee table. Stranger: yikes! maybe you shouldnt be with him...? You: I tried that!!!! I mean... If I had to go back to my parents house, I'd die...literally. really. But I sometimes think he wants to kil me the waty he looks at me when he says I mess up. One time i made potato salad and he said there were too many potatoes. You: I spent 30 minutes cleaning blood from the kitchen tiles after that. Stranger: well isnt that the point of a potato salad?! oh no! that's horrible! Stranger: there's no one else you can go to? You: Yea! I know right! Well... I could go to my uncles house but we kinda have a past. He did some things when I was younger and I don't really wanna be with him Stranger: Oh...hmmm are there any close friends you can turn to? You: Well i have a friend omar.. he's black but he has good morals. he could probably take care of me but I don't want my BF to start anything and I really dont' want things to escalate Stranger: I see...hmmm isn't it pretty bad right now though? You: well yea but i dunno.. I mean... ****.. hold on... You: just pretend like you're my friend ok???? Stranger: sure You: sjf[a hey who is this???? You: who the **** is this???? You: I see the **** she said. Stranger: I am a friend You: she thinks im dumb. but im not. Stranger: what? Stranger: No one is dumb You: kj; fso0 **** look, i dont know what your doing and i dont care but this woman is outta focontrol You: are you a cop? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I kind of screwed up the ending there. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl You: You're a guy. I'm a girl. You: Wondering how I found that out? Stranger: ya You: I'm with the FBI. We've been tracking you for a long time. If you disconnect, it's admission of guilt. We already have your hard drive contents. If you don't believe me, just look at my fantastic grammar. You: State your name, for the record. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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