Omegle

DoctorSoft · 06-04-2011, 02:19 AM

You: hey
Stranger: Heyy . Asl?
You: 16 m canada
You: you?
Stranger: 14 female USA

You: my name is jona
You: s
Stranger: Woahh. My name is johnna

You: no fucking way
You: really?
You: you gotta be pulling my leg
You: so whats up
Stranger: Chillin, wbu?
Stranger: And I'm foreall!
You: fucking horny as fuck right here
Stranger: Haha. do you have a gb
Stranger: Fb?
You: yeah i fucking do, why you want it?
You: yes?
You: no?
You: why would you ask?
You: and not tell me
You: what is this
Stranger: I do want it lol.
You: you gotta link me first otherwise no facebook profile for you haha haha
Stranger: Johnna-07@hotmail.com is my email. Add me

You: sauce me a link there brother
You: what is this 1997? i dont have an email
You: are you gonna come and live with me in my igloo?
Stranger: Yeah sure. And if you have a fb you have an email.
You: show me your fb first for crying out loud
You: THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS
Stranger: I am on my phone and can't get a link!!
You: thats fucking horse**** and you know it
You: are you for real right now?
You: you're on your home comp with your hand down your pants
You: you are ready to rip
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~~Dirty~~ · 06-04-2011, 03:07 AM

I saw this thread in active topics and decided to use my trolling skills for good instead of evil. My plan was to trick some guy into beating off then tell him i have a secret and tell him I have a huge cock or something.

instead, I got this

You: heyyy

Stranger: hi

You: asl??
Stranger: 19,m,usa
Stranger: you?
You: 16/f/us

whats upppp
Stranger: haha good to know
Stranger: and nothin much
Stranger: what u up too?
You: its soo hotttt here grrr

soo im eating ice cream in my bed clothes haha
Stranger: hahaha! that sounds funxD
Stranger: except the hot part:/
You: itd be better if i had a boyy to eat it with :P
Stranger: haha i'll help you finish it!

You: okk

if ur still hungry u can eat somethin else afterr hahah :P
Stranger: hahaha, but im not sure what else to eat after

You: ill give u a hint!
Stranger: ok
You: its something pink

You: and smooth :P
Stranger: pink and smooth.... hmmm
Stranger: no clue
Stranger: can i have another hint!:O
You: its wettt rite now

Stranger: pink, smooth, and wet... ughhh whats pink, smooth, and wet that i can eat!:O
You: its yummmy

Stranger: is it another kind of ice cream?:O
You: nooo im playing with it right now tooo :P
Stranger: hmm... crap!
Stranger: i have no clue
Stranger: :/
Stranger: I mean, pink,smooth,wet, and playable! i do not have a clue hahaxD
You: youre a virgin

Stacey. · 06-04-2011, 11:32 AM

Omg I haven't been on Omegle in like ages, I'm going to again soon!

khfreek · 06-04-2011, 11:54 AM

I saved a convo from omegle on facebook ages ago, was very good.

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: I heard you like ponies
Stranger: i heard ur mom has chest hair
You: TAKE IT BACK
Stranger: NO!
You: :'(
You: I wish I didn't love you so much
Stranger: your problem
You: no
You: it's a joint problem
You: I think we should get relationship counseling
You: and before you say no
You: I already paid for the first meeting
Stranger: **** YOU
You: so we have to go
Stranger: i dont have to go!
Stranger: YOU CANT FORCE ME!
You: if you don't go willingly, I'll show the police my bruises
You: and you'll be court ordered
You: It's for the best.
Stranger: You know that the cops are m friends
Stranger: *my
You: maybe that's because they didn't know that you're black
Stranger: how should they overlook that?
You: because you met them through omegle and continued being friends with them over AIM
Stranger: I GOT NO AIM! HAHAHAHA
You: THIS AIN'T THE REAL WORLD BITCH
You: I CAN MAKE **** UP FOR THE PLOT
You: AND PUT EXPLOSIONS IN RANDOMLY LIKE MICHAEL BAY
You: BOOMBOOMBOOM
You: LIKE THAT
Stranger: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE
Stranger: BITCH!
You: honestly, I never loved you. I just need crack money.
Stranger: I HAVE TO TORTURE NOW!
Stranger: CRUCIO!
You: seriously? Harry Potter?
You: you're better than this
Stranger: my magic stick is between my legs.
You: I *** spiders
Stranger: i *** spidermen
You: that would require a very large urethra, and by the law of proportions, a very large penis
You: which I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE
Stranger: ****
You: because I always faked it
Stranger: CAUGHT ME

You: I just thought of something
You: if someone can open up a can of worms, then that means someone canned worms
You: who the **** would do that?
You: creepy ****s
You: let's find them and skull**** them
Stranger: you *** spiders on them
You: **** yeah
You: I like your style
You: let's form a band too
You: what should they be called
You: or we, rather
Stranger: Spidercum
You: "Spidercum, Spidercum, comes wherever I ****ing want, spins a web, on your face, Spidercum, Spidercum"
You: first single
You: right there
Stranger: and we call the single
Stranger: Spidercum
Stranger: and the album
Stranger: Spidercum
You: what should be on the cover
Stranger: A spider with *** on it
Stranger: HOW CREATIVE I AM
You: INDEED
You: what are you going to do in the band
Stranger: drums
You: I've got vocals and keys
You: we get a new hot girl bassist for every show
You: since the spiders I *** on them at the end of the set will invariably kill them
You: spidercum gets 2,890 results on google
You: hmmm
You: not sure how to make that funny
You: uh
You: oh god
You: this conversation is in a state of collapse
You: no
You: no
You: WHAT WOULD YOUR PORN NAME BE
You: wow
You: this says a lot
You: about you and your character
You: this awesome conversation was a partnership
You: and I've got mad respect for you now
You: but you're throwing it down the tubes in your sudden ignorance of it
You: I'm going to take a piss
You: and if you don't respond by then
You: I will kill myself by auto-erotic asphyxiation TONIGHT.
You: I'm totally serious
You have disconnected.

Mrd00d · 03-02-2012, 02:02 AM

Well played Jack. I liked that part at the end - cut off due to family's religious beliefs.

Sucks you got such an asswipe for your first go.

ThePhanastasio · 06-06-2013, 02:13 AM

[quot
Select Language▼
22,120 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: NAKED
You: NAKED
You: NAKED
You: You're clothed
You: Fix that
You: I can see you
Stranger: i'm not that clothed
You: Mostly, though
Stranger: it's only a pair of boxers
You: Those are clothes.
Stranger: true, i can take them off, i suppose
You: I'll be watching, with my binoculars
Stranger: they must be very good to see through my blinds
You: I've been watching for hours
You: Your blinds...a minor inconvenience
Stranger: remind me where i live again?
You: England
Stranger: ok, where abouts?
You: Close-ish to Liverpool. Within driving distance, mate
Stranger: haha, within driving distance means nothing
You: Within 90 minutes is driving distance to me
Stranger: ok, in that case, you're wrong, unless you have a very fast car
You: I'm based in Greasby
Stranger: where's that?
You: Merseyside
Stranger: ok
Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]

06-04-2011, 11:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	I saved a convo from omegle on facebook ages ago, was very good. You: hello Stranger: hey You: I heard you like ponies Stranger: i heard ur mom has chest hair You: TAKE IT BACK Stranger: NO! You: :'( You: I wish I didn't love you so much Stranger: your problem You: no You: it's a joint problem You: I think we should get relationship counseling You: and before you say no You: I already paid for the first meeting Stranger: ** YOU You: so we have to go Stranger: i dont have to go! Stranger: YOU CANT FORCE ME! You: if you don't go willingly, I'll show the police my bruises You: and you'll be court ordered You: It's for the best. Stranger: You know that the cops are m friends Stranger:** my You:* maybe that's because they didn't know that you're black Stranger: how should they overlook that? You: because you met them through omegle and continued being friends with them over AIM Stranger: I GOT NO AIM! HAHAHAHA You: THIS AIN'T THE REAL WORLD BITCH You: I CAN MAKE ** UP FOR THE PLOT You: AND PUT EXPLOSIONS IN RANDOMLY LIKE MICHAEL BAY You: BOOMBOOMBOOM You: LIKE THAT Stranger: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE Stranger: BITCH! You: honestly, I never loved you. I just need crack money. Stranger: I HAVE TO TORTURE NOW! Stranger: CRUCIO! You: seriously? Harry Potter? You: you're better than this Stranger: my magic stick is between my legs. You: I * spiders Stranger: i * spidermen You: that would require a very large urethra, and by the law of proportions, a very large penis You: which I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE Stranger: You: because I always faked it Stranger: CAUGHT ME You: I just thought of something You: if someone can open up a can of worms, then that means someone canned worms You: who the would do that? You: creepy s You: let's find them and skull them Stranger: you * spiders on them You: ** yeah You: I like your style You: let's form a band too You: what should they be called You: or we, rather Stranger: Spidercum You: "Spidercum, Spidercum, comes wherever I ing want, spins a web, on your face, Spidercum, Spidercum" You: first single You: right there Stranger: and we call the single Stranger: Spidercum Stranger: and the album Stranger: Spidercum You: what should be on the cover Stranger: A spider with * on it Stranger: HOW CREATIVE I AM You: INDEED You: what are you going to do in the band Stranger: drums You: I've got vocals and keys You: we get a new hot girl bassist for every show You: since the spiders I * on them at the end of the set will invariably kill them You: spidercum gets 2,890 results on google You: hmmm You: not sure how to make that funny You: uh You: oh god You: this conversation is in a state of collapse You: no You: no You: WHAT WOULD YOUR PORN NAME BE You: wow You: this says a lot You: about you and your character You: this awesome conversation was a partnership You: and I've got mad respect for you now You: but you're throwing it down the tubes in your sudden ignorance of it You: I'm going to take a piss You: and if you don't respond by then You: I will kill myself by auto-erotic asphyxiation TONIGHT. You: I'm totally serious You have disconnected.** __________________ last.fm

03-02-2012, 02:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mrd00d Stoned and Jammin' Out Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Northern California; Eugene, OR; mobile Posts: 1,602	Well played Jack. I liked that part at the end - cut off due to family's religious beliefs. Sucks you got such an asswipe for your first go. __________________ Mrd00d's Last.fm

06-06-2013, 02:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	[quot Select Language▼ 22,120 strangers online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello! You: NAKED You: NAKED You: NAKED You: You're clothed You: Fix that You: I can see you Stranger: i'm not that clothed You: Mostly, though Stranger: it's only a pair of boxers You: Those are clothes. Stranger: true, i can take them off, i suppose You: I'll be watching, with my binoculars Stranger: they must be very good to see through my blinds You: I've been watching for hours You: Your blinds...a minor inconvenience Stranger: remind me where i live again? You: England Stranger: ok, where abouts? You: Close-ish to Liverpool. Within driving distance, mate Stranger: haha, within driving distance means nothing You: Within 90 minutes is driving distance to me Stranger: ok, in that case, you're wrong, unless you have a very fast car You: I'm based in Greasby Stranger: where's that? You: Merseyside Stranger: ok Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

06-04-2011, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	You: hey Stranger: Heyy . Asl? You: 16 m canada You: you? Stranger: 14 female USA You: my name is jona You: s Stranger: Woahh. My name is johnna You: no fucking way You: really? You: you gotta be pulling my leg You: so whats up Stranger: Chillin, wbu? Stranger: And I'm foreall! You: fucking horny as fuck right here Stranger: Haha. do you have a gb Stranger: Fb? You: yeah i fucking do, why you want it? You: yes? You: no? You: why would you ask? You: and not tell me You: what is this Stranger: I do want it lol. You: you gotta link me first otherwise no facebook profile for you haha haha Stranger: Johnna-07@hotmail.com is my email. Add me You: sauce me a link there brother You: what is this 1997? i dont have an email You: are you gonna come and live with me in my igloo? Stranger: Yeah sure. And if you have a fb you have an email. You: show me your fb first for crying out loud You: THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS Stranger: I am on my phone and can't get a link!! You: thats fucking horse**** and you know it You: are you for real right now? You: you're on your home comp with your hand down your pants You: you are ready to rip Your conversational partner has disconnected.

06-04-2011, 03:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	I saw this thread in active topics and decided to use my trolling skills for good instead of evil. My plan was to trick some guy into beating off then tell him i have a secret and tell him I have a huge cock or something. instead, I got this You: heyyy Stranger: hi You: asl?? Stranger: 19,m,usa Stranger: you? You: 16/f/us whats upppp Stranger: haha good to know Stranger: and nothin much Stranger: what u up too? You: its soo hotttt here grrr soo im eating ice cream in my bed clothes haha Stranger: hahaha! that sounds funxD Stranger: except the hot part:/ You: itd be better if i had a boyy to eat it with :P Stranger: haha i'll help you finish it! You: okk if ur still hungry u can eat somethin else afterr hahah :P Stranger: hahaha, but im not sure what else to eat after You: ill give u a hint! Stranger: ok You: its something pink You: and smooth :P Stranger: pink and smooth.... hmmm Stranger: no clue Stranger: can i have another hint!:O You: its wettt rite now Stranger: pink, smooth, and wet... ughhh whats pink, smooth, and wet that i can eat!:O You: its yummmy Stranger: is it another kind of ice cream?:O You: nooo im playing with it right now tooo :P Stranger: hmm... crap! Stranger: i have no clue Stranger: :/ Stranger: I mean, pink,smooth,wet, and playable! i do not have a clue hahaxD You: youre a virgin

06-04-2011, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Stacey. Groupie Join Date: May 2011 Location: with cher lloyd. Posts: 40	Omg I haven't been on Omegle in like ages, I'm going to again soon!