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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi You: pig****er You: oh sorry... i have touretttes You: assmunch! Stranger: mess ppl up? You: chicken **** You: sorry what do you mean? You: oh****weed Stranger: normalturn*******? You: ya You: ****machine You: **** You: sorry Stranger: okay Stranger: i just dont understand why u interested in this You: what? You: ****faced ****sucker You: what? Stranger: sigh Your conversational partner has disconnected. .... |
You: I AM BEETHOVEN
Stranger: http://picsgall3.teensexfusion.com/0.../ph034/p06.jpg You: I PLAY YOUR TITTIES LIKE PIANO You: MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC You: WITH YOUR TITTIES You: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: i'm so horny Stranger: need a **** You: I **** YOU WITH MY OBOE!!!! You: VIOLIN FOREPLAY Stranger: yeah You: CLARINETS IF YOU REALLY WANT SOME MORE Stranger: yeah Stranger: i want more You: I STICK MY DRUMSTICK IN YOUR TRIANGLE Stranger: great Stranger: more Stranger: and hard You: I MAKE YOU ORGASM IN E MINOR You: YOU SAY HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN MOZART Stranger: you're the best baby You: I USE INSTRUMENTS YOU NEVER SAW USED BEFORE |
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this isn't funny at all, but it was fun.
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Stranger: DTF? You: bitch or bro? Stranger: hoe You: so both? wait, do you mean you want a hoe, or are a oe? Stranger: yes i want a hoe You: well i am a bro. You: i am sorry ever so You: that you did not get a hoe Stranger: lol is ur name moe? You: fo sho Stranger: got go to feed my homo You: keep it real you know? You: lol i'm copying and pastin this **** You: peace mang |
you:Hi
stranger:you like my D**K! you:by!! |
You: hey
Stranger: Heyy . Asl? You: 16 m canada You: you? Stranger: 14 female USA :) You: my name is jona You: s Stranger: Woahh. My name is johnna :) You: no fucking way You: really? You: you gotta be pulling my leg You: so whats up Stranger: Chillin, wbu? Stranger: And I'm foreall! You: fucking horny as fuck right here Stranger: Haha. do you have a gb Stranger: Fb? You: yeah i fucking do, why you want it? You: yes? You: no? You: why would you ask? You: and not tell me You: what is this Stranger: I do want it lol. You: you gotta link me first otherwise no facebook profile for you haha haha Stranger: Johnna-07@hotmail.com is my email. Add me :) You: sauce me a link there brother You: what is this 1997? i dont have an email You: are you gonna come and live with me in my igloo? Stranger: Yeah sure. And if you have a fb you have an email. You: show me your fb first for crying out loud You: THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS Stranger: I am on my phone and can't get a link!! You: thats fucking horse**** and you know it You: are you for real right now? You: you're on your home comp with your hand down your pants You: you are ready to rip Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I saw this thread in active topics and decided to use my trolling skills for good instead of evil. My plan was to trick some guy into beating off then tell him i have a secret and tell him I have a huge cock or something.
instead, I got this You: heyyy :) Stranger: hi:D You: asl?? Stranger: 19,m,usa Stranger: you? You: 16/f/us :) whats upppp Stranger: haha good to know Stranger: and nothin much Stranger: what u up too? You: its soo hotttt here grrr :( soo im eating ice cream in my bed clothes haha Stranger: hahaha! that sounds funxD Stranger: except the hot part:/ You: itd be better if i had a boyy to eat it with :P Stranger: haha i'll help you finish it!:D You: okk :) if ur still hungry u can eat somethin else afterr hahah :P Stranger: hahaha, but im not sure what else to eat after;) You: ill give u a hint! Stranger: ok You: its something pink :) You: and smooth :P Stranger: pink and smooth.... hmmm Stranger: no clue Stranger: can i have another hint!:O You: its wettt rite now :) Stranger: pink, smooth, and wet... ughhh whats pink, smooth, and wet that i can eat!:O You: its yummmy:) Stranger: is it another kind of ice cream?:O You: nooo im playing with it right now tooo :P Stranger: hmm... crap! Stranger: i have no clue Stranger: :/ Stranger: I mean, pink,smooth,wet, and playable! i do not have a clue hahaxD You: youre a virgin |
Omg I haven't been on Omegle in like ages, I'm going to again soon! :D
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I saved a convo from omegle on facebook ages ago, was very good.
You: hello Stranger: hey You: I heard you like ponies Stranger: i heard ur mom has chest hair You: TAKE IT BACK Stranger: NO! You: :'( You: I wish I didn't love you so much Stranger: your problem You: no You: it's a joint problem You: I think we should get relationship counseling You: and before you say no You: I already paid for the first meeting Stranger: **** YOU You: so we have to go Stranger: i dont have to go! Stranger: YOU CANT FORCE ME! You: if you don't go willingly, I'll show the police my bruises You: and you'll be court ordered You: It's for the best. Stranger: You know that the cops are m friends Stranger: *my You: maybe that's because they didn't know that you're black Stranger: how should they overlook that? You: because you met them through omegle and continued being friends with them over AIM Stranger: I GOT NO AIM! HAHAHAHA You: THIS AIN'T THE REAL WORLD BITCH You: I CAN MAKE **** UP FOR THE PLOT You: AND PUT EXPLOSIONS IN RANDOMLY LIKE MICHAEL BAY You: BOOMBOOMBOOM You: LIKE THAT Stranger: I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE Stranger: BITCH! You: honestly, I never loved you. I just need crack money. Stranger: I HAVE TO TORTURE NOW! Stranger: CRUCIO! You: seriously? Harry Potter? You: you're better than this Stranger: my magic stick is between my legs. You: I *** spiders Stranger: i *** spidermen You: that would require a very large urethra, and by the law of proportions, a very large penis You: which I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE Stranger: **** You: because I always faked it Stranger: CAUGHT ME :( You: I just thought of something You: if someone can open up a can of worms, then that means someone canned worms You: who the **** would do that? You: creepy ****s You: let's find them and skull**** them Stranger: you *** spiders on them You: **** yeah You: I like your style You: let's form a band too You: what should they be called You: or we, rather Stranger: Spidercum You: "Spidercum, Spidercum, comes wherever I ****ing want, spins a web, on your face, Spidercum, Spidercum" You: first single You: right there Stranger: and we call the single Stranger: Spidercum Stranger: and the album Stranger: Spidercum You: what should be on the cover Stranger: A spider with *** on it Stranger: HOW CREATIVE I AM You: INDEED You: what are you going to do in the band Stranger: drums You: I've got vocals and keys You: we get a new hot girl bassist for every show You: since the spiders I *** on them at the end of the set will invariably kill them You: spidercum gets 2,890 results on google You: hmmm You: not sure how to make that funny You: uh You: oh god You: this conversation is in a state of collapse You: no You: no You: WHAT WOULD YOUR PORN NAME BE You: wow You: this says a lot You: about you and your character You: this awesome conversation was a partnership You: and I've got mad respect for you now You: but you're throwing it down the tubes in your sudden ignorance of it You: I'm going to take a piss You: and if you don't respond by then You: I will kill myself by auto-erotic asphyxiation TONIGHT. You: I'm totally serious You have disconnected. |
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