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04-02-2010, 04:37 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: Hello Stranger , I am You You: But if you are me then I am you, if I am you then you are too, and if we are we then I am a stranger to myself. Stranger: No you cant be You, i am You, and You are me. Stranger: cause i am Stranger to you You: But If you're stranger to me, I'm stranger to you? Stranger: Thats Right You: so if we're stranger to eachother then who is "you" Stranger: It says i am You, not sure about You You: what's "random" Stranger: Random doesnt exist Stranger: Only Stranger and You You: but I'm chatting with a random stranger You: which must be you You: which must be me You: and I am a stranger. Stranger: so am i...but there can only be one, which can only be you! Stranger: But i am You i cant be a Stranger! or a Random one..i am confused ! Stranger: So i am 3 different persons, You, Stranger and Random Stranger? You: I love you. Stranger: i love You to Stranger: too* You: so you love yourself? Stranger: was about to ask you the same thing |
04-04-2010, 03:31 AM | #38 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
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Holy shiiiit this Omegle site is GREAT!
Here's my latest: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Yoooooo Stranger: asl You: 21/mf/inyopantsboi! Stranger: good Stranger: wait Stranger: mf You: Oh, just take one of those letters out. I mistyped. Stranger: lol Stranger: lol which one You: Whatever one you want, baby! Stranger: i want to keep the f Stranger: im kind of horny Stranger: 23 m horny You: Ok will do. You get the female tonight, but you gonna have to mind the bulge. And it's a biggun. Stranger: ok never mind Stranger: need just a f Stranger: nice meeting you You: Well baby you gonna have to decide! Stranger: on what You: You want the m or the f You: I got me a knife all ready and shit. You: I can work this! Stranger: ahahahha Stranger: well im guessing your a girl You: Not yet... just give me a few more seconds Stranger: a guy would never cut it off Stranger: not even for a joke lol Stranger: so am i right You: You gonna see. All up on the internet. First black girl to grow a dick and cut it off. Stranger: next! lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. He was clearly a racist. Last edited by Freebase Dali; 04-04-2010 at 03:36 AM. |
04-04-2010, 03:59 AM | #39 (permalink) |
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Ok maybe I'm taking it too far... but here's another one. I'll keep it lighter next time. I don't want cops to come or anything....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you somewhere out there? You: Hey Stranger: Hi! You: I'm kinda nervous about this... Stranger: why? You: Well... I'm sorta chatting behind someone's back so... Stranger: How so? care to explain? You: Well, he's literally facing in the opposite direction and he's my boyfriend. His computer is facing the other wall in our room and he's probably watching porn... so I'm totally going to chat with a guy. You're a guy right? Stranger: No...sorry, why dont you just talk to him about it? You: Well.. he hits me. Stranger: oh well thats not goof!! Stranger: good* You: Mostly he kicks me though... in the legs, and blames it on our coffee table if anyone asks. We have a pretty pointy coffee table. Stranger: yikes! maybe you shouldnt be with him...? You: I tried that!!!! I mean... If I had to go back to my parents house, I'd die...literally. really. But I sometimes think he wants to kil me the waty he looks at me when he says I mess up. One time i made potato salad and he said there were too many potatoes. You: I spent 30 minutes cleaning blood from the kitchen tiles after that. Stranger: well isnt that the point of a potato salad?! oh no! that's horrible! Stranger: there's no one else you can go to? You: Yea! I know right! Well... I could go to my uncles house but we kinda have a past. He did some things when I was younger and I don't really wanna be with him Stranger: Oh...hmmm are there any close friends you can turn to? You: Well i have a friend omar.. he's black but he has good morals. he could probably take care of me but I don't want my BF to start anything and I really dont' want things to escalate Stranger: I see...hmmm isn't it pretty bad right now though? You: well yea but i dunno.. I mean... ****.. hold on... You: just pretend like you're my friend ok???? Stranger: sure You: sjf[a hey who is this???? You: who the **** is this???? You: I see the **** she said. Stranger: I am a friend You: she thinks im dumb. but im not. Stranger: what? Stranger: No one is dumb You: kj; fso0 **** look, i dont know what your doing and i dont care but this woman is outta focontrol You: are you a cop? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I kind of screwed up the ending there. |
04-04-2010, 05:22 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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lol....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl You: You're a guy. I'm a girl. You: Wondering how I found that out? Stranger: ya You: I'm with the FBI. We've been tracking you for a long time. If you disconnect, it's admission of guilt. We already have your hard drive contents. If you don't believe me, just look at my fantastic grammar. You: State your name, for the record. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |