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03-31-2010, 09:55 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Jun 2009
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello. Stranger: What do you have to say for yourself? Stranger: :- | You: A lot. Stranger: Proceed. You: 1) I was busy You: 2) My dog ate it Stranger: Doing? You: 3) My catpeed on it You: 4) I already know the answers anyways You: 5) My pencil broke Stranger: Do your homework. |
04-01-2010, 02:34 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Music Addict
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Stranger: i love music, i dance, i'm quite smart, some people think i'm funny. i'm blond, blue eye's about 170 cm tall.
You: What kind of music do you like? Stranger: diffrent kinds of music. Stranger: different* You: Me too. You: Do you have any favorite bands at all? You: Like one you could name out of the blue? Stranger: yes, johnny cash, lykke li, and many more. Stranger: what are you listening to? You: Right now I'm listening to King Crimson Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahahaha |
04-01-2010, 08:00 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
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that is absolute genius.
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04-01-2010, 10:35 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Conn
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this the real life ? You: is this just fantasy? Stranger: caught in a landslide You: no escape from reality Stranger: open your eyes... You: look up to the skies... Stranger: and seeeeee You: I'm JUST A POOOOOR BOOOOOY Stranger: I NEED NO SYMPATHY You: because I'm easy come, easy go Stranger: little high, little low You: anywhere the wind blows Stranger: doesnt really mater to meeee You: to me... Stranger: Maamaaaaa, just killed a man You: put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead Stranger: mama, life had just begun, You: but now i've gone and thrown it all away! Stranger: MAAAAMAAAAAAAA You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Stranger: Didn't mean to make you cry... You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Stranger: Carry on, carry on... You: as if nothing really matters... Stranger: Its too late, my time has come You: sends shivers down my spine, body's achin' all the time... Stranger: goodbye everybody, I've got to go You: gotta leave you all behind and face the truth! Stranger: Mama ! OoOoOh You: I DON'T WANNA DIE Stranger: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL You: *****ING EPIC GUITAR SOLO* Stranger: I see a little silhouetto of a man You: scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango? Stranger: Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening ME You: galileo galileo Stranger: galileo, galileo You: galileo figaro MAGNIFICOOOOOOOO Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me... You: He's just a poor boy from a poor family! Stranger: Spare him his life from this monstrosity ! You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Stranger: BISMILAH, No! - we will not let you go - let him go You: BISMILAH NO! We will not let you go let him go Stranger: Bismilah NO! We will not let you go, let him go ! You: WILL NOT LET YOU GO - LET ME GO Stranger: Never let you go- LET ME GO You: Oh let me go-o-o-o-o-o Stranger: No no no no no no no You: oh mama mia mama mia Stranger: MAMA MIA LET ME GO You: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO* You: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE???? Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave me to die? You: Ohhh Baby! Stranger: Can't do this to me baby You: Just gotta get out! Stranger: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE You: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO 3!!!* Stranger: Ooh yeah, oo yeah You: Nothing really matters.... Stranger: anyone can see... You: Nothing really matters... Stranger: Nothing really matters... You: To me....................... Stranger: Any way the wind blows.... You: *gong* Stranger: MUCH LOVE. You: I love you. Stranger: Awhwhwhwh Stranger: :3 Stranger: Made my day You: Same! You: <3 Stranger: Ahaa You: Bye then love I LOVE THIS GUY |
04-01-2010, 10:49 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
carpe musicam
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Posts: 7,710
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^Ric, that is awesome
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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04-02-2010, 04:42 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
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LOL... Ok I had to try it. Here is my first OMEGLE chat:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88 You: Sorry.. I no sucky sucky long time. Stranger: ?????????? Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88 You: Yea that's how I feel as well. You: It's frustrating. Stranger: 听不懂 You: I hear ya. I had that once too. Someone told me I should use Fast actin' Tinactin. Stranger: ????? Stranger: 看不懂 You: For sure, for sure... But it works. And like you said, it does leave a bad taste on the mouths of those girlies.. Stranger: 你能看懂中文吗 ? Stranger: 8888888888888 Stranger: 我看不懂你的语言 谢谢 You: For REAL!!! I played pool one time and that's how many 8's I pocketed in precisely that many rounds! You: Man, I feel like I'm really getting to know you. You: This is great. Stranger: 呵呵 Stranger: 我确实看不懂你的语言 谢谢 You: I know I know.. such long distances. It's weird, and our parents won't approve.. but... doesn't it feel right? Stranger: I really do not understand your language I am a boy you? You: I am a Pikachu actually. Doctors said it was some kind of birth defect, but I'm pretty sure I saw other pikachu's before that everyone loved, so I consider it a gift of god. Stranger: yes You: Yes indeed. Stranger: 嘿嘿 You: Oh I KNOW! For sho! I can't stand them trifflin' biotches! Stranger: 我怎么看不懂了 ? Stranger: 为什么 ? You: They keep telling me to turn down my music but you know dem cops.. they be scandalous. You: Yea yea, you know what I'm sayin'. You: You awesome, dog. Stranger: 滚 Stranger: 去你麻痹 去 Stranger: 死一边去 滚你妈的 B里面去 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |