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Old 03-31-2010, 08:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Pretending to be H/C catholic priests is my favorite.
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:33 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Don't you love the Athur Theme song?
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: What do you have to say for yourself?
Stranger: :- |
You: A lot.
Stranger: Proceed.
You: 1) I was busy
You: 2) My dog ate it
Stranger: Doing?
You: 3) My catpeed on it
You: 4) I already know the answers anyways
You: 5) My pencil broke
Stranger: Do your homework.
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Old 03-31-2010, 11:23 PM   #24 (permalink)
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You: So my dad says true love is when you can picture her taking a shit and still want to fuck her. Do you agree with this?
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Stranger: i love music, i dance, i'm quite smart, some people think i'm funny. i'm blond, blue eye's about 170 cm tall.
You: What kind of music do you like?
Stranger: diffrent kinds of music.
Stranger: different*
You: Me too.
You: Do you have any favorite bands at all?
You: Like one you could name out of the blue?
Stranger: yes, johnny cash, lykke li, and many more.
Stranger: what are you listening to?
You: Right now I'm listening to King Crimson
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hahahahaha
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:00 PM   #26 (permalink)
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You: So my dad says true love is when you can picture her taking a shit and still want to fuck her. Do you agree with this?
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that is absolute genius.
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this the real life ?
You: is this just fantasy?
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes...
You: look up to the skies...
Stranger: and seeeeee
You: I'm JUST A POOOOOR BOOOOOY
Stranger: I NEED NO SYMPATHY
You: because I'm easy come, easy go
Stranger: little high, little low
You: anywhere the wind blows
Stranger: doesnt really mater to meeee
You: to me...
Stranger: Maamaaaaa, just killed a man
You: put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead
Stranger: mama, life had just begun,
You: but now i've gone and thrown it all away!
Stranger: MAAAAMAAAAAAAA
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: Didn't mean to make you cry...
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Stranger: Carry on, carry on...
You: as if nothing really matters...
Stranger: Its too late, my time has come
You: sends shivers down my spine, body's achin' all the time...
Stranger: goodbye everybody, I've got to go
You: gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!
Stranger: Mama ! OoOoOh
You: I DON'T WANNA DIE
Stranger: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL
You: *****ING EPIC GUITAR SOLO*
Stranger: I see a little silhouetto of a man
You: scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango?
Stranger: Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening ME
You: galileo galileo
Stranger: galileo, galileo
You: galileo figaro MAGNIFICOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
You: He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
Stranger: Spare him his life from this monstrosity !
You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Stranger: BISMILAH, No! - we will not let you go - let him go
You: BISMILAH NO! We will not let you go let him go
Stranger: Bismilah NO! We will not let you go, let him go !
You: WILL NOT LET YOU GO - LET ME GO
Stranger: Never let you go- LET ME GO
You: Oh let me go-o-o-o-o-o
Stranger: No no no no no no no
You: oh mama mia mama mia
Stranger: MAMA MIA LET ME GO
You: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*
You: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE????
Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
You: Ohhh Baby!
Stranger: Can't do this to me baby
You: Just gotta get out!
Stranger: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE
You: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO 3!!!*
Stranger: Ooh yeah, oo yeah
You: Nothing really matters....
Stranger: anyone can see...
You: Nothing really matters...
Stranger: Nothing really matters...
You: To me.......................
Stranger: Any way the wind blows....
You: *gong*
Stranger: MUCH LOVE.
You: I love you.
Stranger: Awhwhwhwh
Stranger: :3
Stranger: Made my day
You: Same!
You: <3
Stranger: Ahaa
You: Bye then love




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Old 04-01-2010, 10:49 PM   #28 (permalink)
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^Ric, that is awesome
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:42 AM   #29 (permalink)
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LOL... Ok I had to try it. Here is my first OMEGLE chat:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88

You: Sorry.. I no sucky sucky long time.

Stranger: ??????????

Stranger: If you are Chinese or you know the Chinese language to talk to me do not understand it 88

You: Yea that's how I feel as well.

You: It's frustrating.

Stranger: 听不懂

You: I hear ya. I had that once too. Someone told me I should use Fast actin' Tinactin.

Stranger: ?????

Stranger: 看不懂

You: For sure, for sure... But it works. And like you said, it does leave a bad taste on the mouths of those girlies..

Stranger: 你能看懂中文吗 ?

Stranger: 8888888888888

Stranger: 我看不懂你的语言 谢谢

You: For REAL!!! I played pool one time and that's how many 8's I pocketed in precisely that many rounds!

You: Man, I feel like I'm really getting to know you.

You: This is great.

Stranger: 呵呵

Stranger: 我确实看不懂你的语言 谢谢

You: I know I know.. such long distances. It's weird, and our parents won't approve.. but... doesn't it feel right?

Stranger: I really do not understand your language I am a boy you?

You: I am a Pikachu actually. Doctors said it was some kind of birth defect, but I'm pretty sure I saw other pikachu's before that everyone loved, so I consider it a gift of god.

Stranger: yes

You: Yes indeed.

Stranger: 嘿嘿

You: Oh I KNOW! For sho! I can't stand them trifflin' biotches!

Stranger: 我怎么看不懂了 ?

Stranger: 为什么 ?

You: They keep telling me to turn down my music but you know dem cops.. they be scandalous.

You: Yea yea, you know what I'm sayin'.

You: You awesome, dog.

Stranger: 滚

Stranger: 去你麻痹 去

Stranger: 死一边去 滚你妈的 B里面去

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Old 04-02-2010, 05:09 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Haha... Here's another one:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hold the fuck on, I'm trying to gut this pig.

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