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Old 03-30-2010, 09:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi *slides bloody axe under the bed*
You: So what are you doing with an axe?
Stranger: if you cant tell what im doing with a bloody axe then i feel awfully sorry for you
You: let me guess you were eating fried chicken?
Stranger: why in the world would fried chicken leave blood behind. does your fried chicken bleed when you eat it?
You: Well I thought you own a chicken ranch and make fried chicken from scratch.
Stranger: i have literally no words to respond. your answer has left me speechless.
You: So what are you telling me, you were not eating fried chicken in bed?
Stranger: no i was not

You just made this up... didn't you Neapolitan?
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: I've heard about you
Stranger: WILD ABRA LOOKS CONFUSED
You: yep that's right
You: bang bang bang
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES CONFUSION
Stranger: STRANGER IS CONFUSED
You: WILD ABRA LOOKS DEAD
Stranger: STRANGER HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION
You: NEVER
You: BANG
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES FLASH
You: STRANGER SHOOT WILD ABRA
You: WILD ABRA HAS NO ENERGY
You: WILD ABRA DEAD
You: WILD ABRA NEVER ESCAPE
Stranger: STRANGERS SHOOT MISSES
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TACKLE
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: WHAT WILL THE STRANGER DO?
You: STRANGER USES DODGE
You: 50% CHANCE DUE TO MODIFIERS
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Old 03-30-2010, 10:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: I've heard about you
Stranger: WILD ABRA LOOKS CONFUSED
You: yep that's right
You: bang bang bang
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES CONFUSION
Stranger: STRANGER IS CONFUSED
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Ha ha! that alone made me waste my time and try it out, although I didnt get very far.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: whats up!
Stranger: asl
You: 87/f/FL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i've started saying 15/f/uk and guys are all over it. It's hilarious
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You just made this up... didn't you Neapolitan?
MAde what up I copy and paste it, why don't you believe me? You believe everyone elses, right? How in the world could I make that up?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 03-30-2010, 11:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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MAde what up I copy and paste it, why don't you believe me? You believe everyone elses, right? How in the world could I make that up?
Because it's you...

*sighs*
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Weak.

Step up to the big leagues and get on chat roulette haha...
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Weak.

Step up to the big leagues and get on chat roulette haha...
You know a local radio station did an experiment on chat roulette. Did you know there is a penis on every 5.3 chats? Thats too much penis for my taste.

Anyway, I get a few laughs out of messing with people online. I pretend to be a teenage girl on yahoo pool all the time. So I was messing with this Omegle site earlier. Using various persona's, here is one where I was being a teenage girl. It's short and sweet.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey there
Stranger: asl
You: u first
You: hello?
Stranger: 17 m uk u?
You: 14 f usa
You: uk, is that in india?
Stranger: no london xD
You: oh, australia... nice.
Stranger: ehm
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You: I lost the game!
Stranger: what is Sex
Stranger: i lost too
You: haha
Stranger: but what is sex
You: sex
Stranger: *Sex
You: is when mommy and daddy <3 each other a lot
You: so much that they start taking off their clothes
You: and then the touch eachother's private parts
You: and then daddy's penis gets really big and really hard
You: and he puts it in mommy
You: and they **** each other for a long time
Stranger: :O
Stranger: what is the point of doing that?
You: then little fairies come out of daddy's penis
You: and go into mommy
Stranger: do fairies come out of mommy's vagina?
You: and then you are born!
Stranger: but do the fairies come out of her too
You: only if she's special
Stranger: but whats the point of touching each others private parts
You: now that you've learned, go talk to your parents
You: *pat pat*
Stranger: UM IM 17

he was most certainly joking but strange none the less.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: I've heard about you
Stranger: WILD ABRA LOOKS CONFUSED
You: yep that's right
You: bang bang bang
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES CONFUSION
Stranger: STRANGER IS CONFUSED
You: WILD ABRA LOOKS DEAD
Stranger: STRANGER HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION
You: NEVER
You: BANG
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES FLASH
You: STRANGER SHOOT WILD ABRA
You: WILD ABRA HAS NO ENERGY
You: WILD ABRA DEAD
You: WILD ABRA NEVER ESCAPE
Stranger: STRANGERS SHOOT MISSES
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TACKLE
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: WHAT WILL THE STRANGER DO?
You: STRANGER USES DODGE
You: 50% CHANCE DUE TO MODIFIERS
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Just classic
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