The Batlord

I remember as a kid thinking that fish sticks weren't mouth cancer.

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Frownland

You're so bizarelly selective with your food stances.

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Chula Vista

I remember:

Thinking that the world really was black & white in the old days.
Thinking that placing a metal coat hanger covered in foil on your TV antenna was normal.
Thinking that having VHF channels 38 and 56 being introduced to augment the regular UHF channels 2, 4, 5, and 7, was the greatest technical achievment ever.
Thinking that as long as I became really awesome at guitar I'd be a rockstar.
Thinking that Kathy Reilly was the best lay I'd ever have.
Thinking that puking up a 5th of Jack Daniels was the sickest I'd ever feel.
Thinking that sitting in the front seat of a van that crashed into a telephone pole was the worst pain I'd ever feel.
Thinking that The Bat was of this earth.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Paul Smeenus

You've got VHF and UHF backwards.

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Chiomara

My memory is truly terrible. I've read studies suggesting that long-term clinical depression makes it more difficult for memories to stick, or something, so maybe that's why. I'm great at remembering tiny mundane details about things no one else cares about, (and others' food/aesthetic preferences) but that's basically it. I really ought to start a daily journal so that future me can remember more of my early life, but I just know I would embellish it wildly and try to be Anais Nin instead. (Tfw when you want to be Anais Nin but really you're more like Emily Dickinson because you never leave the house)

My very first human memory is hallucinating an enormous amphibious alien creature in my trailer park living room when I was 3 years old or so at 4 am and having a full-blown conversation with it in some garbled language while half-asleep, so there's that.

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The Batlord

*bizarrely

And fish sticks taste like the fish equivalent of what they use from the pig to make scrapple.

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Frownland

*Bazaar Lee

Fish sticks are fine. Maybe you'd like them better if you dipped them in velveeta and gravy.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

The Batlord

You don't like gravy?

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Trollheart

Are what you call fishsticks what we call fish fingers?

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Frownland

People who can't make food taste good on its own usually slather it in gravy to compensate.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.