Dear Diary...
 

This is a rubbish thread but I need entertainment. Write a post as if it were a diary entry about anything in particular that is on your mind. Give us insight into your world.

Dear diary, today I was hungover and sad, so I went to Remember Me at the cinema to become more sad. I met a fantastic and funny guy at a ****tail party last night and he took my number. Through my own paranoia of karma, I am afraid all the guys I've rejected lately will thus in turn me being rejected. Due to being ridiculously poor my dinner consists of boiled eggs, which I considered throwing at the wall pre-boiled.

Dear Diary

In 61 days I will be leaving everything and everyone I have ever known. I will be moving 1100 miles away to another state..another world...a different way of life. The weird thing is how confident I am in my decision to move. I have no doubts AT ALL. I know that I am doing what I am supposed to be doing with my life. For the first time in my 28 years, I am living for myself and not others. I am doing what I want to do and not what others would want or expect of me. I have an amazing life ahead of me...and I can't wait to start living it.

You sure are racking up the thread creations.

Anyway, you don't think this thread would fit neatly into the Your Day thread? Just wondering.

Dear Diary

If I am not pregnant by 35... That means I probably won't ever have a baby. That means I am getting a german shepherd. I have to nurture my motherly instincts somewhere.

Dear Diary.

Today, my day seems like it has been for the past 10 years.
My life sucks.

Dear Diary,

I want an asain chick who can polish things.

Loose

Dear Diary

**** all these mother****ers in their mother****ing ****mangled asses because I am mother****ing tired of all this mother****ing **** I have to ****ing deal with every ****ing day. I want some ****ing pills, but I will settle for some mother****ing chocolate. Or some sour patch kids. those are the ****.

Paloma

Word.

Have you been reading my Diary?

Why the **** would I read your diary mother****er? Is your ****ing name Paloma? I write this **** off the top of my brilliant mother****in head man. Don't **** with me bro