The Gentleman's Club
 

I felt as if the men of this board needed an equivalent to "The Girlie Thread".

Talk about anything man related, i.e. shaving, penis size, and ability/inability to pick up chicks!

Soooo who likes dem titties?

I...

need to shave, I guess...

This is already a stupid thread, if I wanted a manly man's club I'd want it to be made by one... not some damn woman.

Eff you, I more of a man than you are obviously! :p

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on that point, i pose the question to everyone: ass man or boob man?

unacceptable answers:
- "i prefer beautiful eyes"
- "im a foot man"
- "i prefer shaved heads"
- anything that isnt one or the other, no ****ing about

Ass and legs...they must harmonize with each other.

Ass. Every time.
As for boobs, they're just perks. *badoomp pshh!*

Ass is a prerequisite. Boobs just make the resume' a little more competitive.

Not huge on the big boobs, the Ex had double G's....I guess I just got bored. So just nice, pert titties for me rather than the massive bangers. I've always prefered a nice arse though. I like me a bit of booty.

^This.

All the best Gentlemens clubs have an attractive woman to show you in, so button it or you're barred.

lately it's been ass legs are a big deal too. I'm not a fan of tits that are bigger than C's. There is such a thing as to big.

Who's making a gay thread? /lame

lee's got you covered: http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...happiness.html

Ohhh...oh snap. Snap, dear chap.

Ass > Titties

Is this some kind of in joke?

If so...can I play too? :D

What kind of Gentleman's club is this anyway?

The British smoking rooms, billiards, reading the times in a comfy armchair in front of an open fire type gentleman's club?

or,

The American stripper, pole/lap dancing, gangsters sitting in the corner type gentleman's club?

see:

I meant this thread.

This is perfect.

I'm definitely an ass man, although I pretty much take whatever comes my way so long as it looks decent enough. But if I were a chooser, rather than a beggar, I would take the ba-donk-a-donk every time.

I'm a boobs man if you must know... perky boobs... happiness... life...

:beer:

Perky bewbs are what I live for.

shave or trim?

face or balls?

I rock the soul patch on both.

balls

Trim...Carefully.

Honestly, right now it's a jungle down there. I'm so busy with school and alcoholism that I haven't exactly been playing the field or anything. But yea, when I know something is going down, I do a girl a favor.
Trim, not shave though. Ain't no pussy worth a week of chaffing and hair-stabbing in my crotch.

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. I'm debating whether to do nothing, salt the wound, or cut the leg off... Maybe I should just ford the river and GTFO.

But yeah, enough about ballsacks...

You want to try shaving and then a splash of aftershave 'just out of curiosity'. You don't make that mistake twice.

Trimming can be a dangerous game, Looked away once and caught the sack with a scissors. Not too much damage done but really, painful.

I just realized what this gentlemans club was missing....

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Good call.

I've only shaved once and i got the most painful ingrown hair ever. Trimming is a long and tedious process though.

Hence getting distracted and slitting your ballsack.

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:bowdown:

(I wanted to move things in a different direction than ball shaving.)

Me too, but it seems the ball shavers aren't as easily distracted from the topic as I had originally anticipated.