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Old 03-27-2010, 09:00 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Like Vanilla said, this was a rather poetic description. But I'm confused, Jackhammer! Are you talking about trimming plain ol' pubic hair (so the fruit is easier to find) in addition to trimming the kiwis themselves? You people trim everything downstairs?

Is this something women request of you or is it something you think they'd request of you? Is this done out of fear that the hair is unattractive...or simply out of courtesy so that people don't end up spitting out long pubic hairs?

Also...I guess I sort of thought that the palm tree that stands up out of the undergrowth would be where you'd want most attention to focus. I didn't realize the sacks o' love, as you described them (but perhaps for the sake of the metaphor I should say "the fallen coconuts"), were of such primary importance in sexual play!
There's nothing poetic about it, just a simple courtesy for everyone in attendance. It's as much a pain for us to look at as I imagine it would be for anybody else.

And it's not like men go wholesale on the thing. We realize how ridiculous it looks already, there's no sense trying to emulate the porn star image. Just a simple trim is all we require (and all we ask of women too ).
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:46 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:13 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I had no idea men are out there trimming or shaving their balls! Is...is scrotum hair a big issue in men's minds? Do you all have a lot of hair? I've just never thought about this!

I would think the end-result of shaving would feel uncomfortable for both parties, including Scarlett...all those prickly prickles!
Not trimming just the actual balls... The entire groin region.
We just say "balls" to sum it all up.
And generally it's a courtesy for your partner, and a housekeeping thing.
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
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A guy sporting a bald eagle is just not something I would go for, I'd rather plunder in the depths of his man bush.
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:30 PM   #65 (permalink)
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A guy sporting a bald eagle is just not something I would go for, I'd rather plunder in the depths of his man bush.
I wouldn't shave myself bald either. Too annoying and impractical. A light trim isn't exactly bald eagle. But if you've got pubes getting stuck in your butt crack, then it's time to break out the hedge trimmers.
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I wouldn't shave myself bald either. Too annoying and impractical. A light trim isn't exactly bald eagle. But if you've got pubes getting stuck in your butt crack, then it's time to break out the hedge trimmers.
oh damn.... this isn't normal???
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lulz..... it was a joke

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Old 03-27-2010, 05:08 PM   #69 (permalink)
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