The Gentleman's Club

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-06-2010, 12:51 AM

I'm short /passes by

Dr.Seussicide · 04-06-2010, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Oh this is one of those RARE moments where I understood what Neapolitan was trying to say, regardless of whether it was relevant or not.

I mean... this is epic for me, and a lot of other people as well I assume.

He means "grow" them, in an erection inducing sense.
And he actually made it fit to a parallel context this time. This is like seeing Elvis live. You never have and never will, but you just did.

Wow.. I feel like I just solved a Rubiks Cube in under 2 seconds.

Wow... :|

FETCHER. · 04-06-2010, 08:55 AM

I dont like short people in general. they make me feel like the jolly green giant and theyre awkward to hug. and i love hugs. not to say im not friends with them i just get really happy when a tall friend comes out. im a bad person.. i know.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-06-2010, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I dont like short people in general. they make me feel like the jolly green giant and theyre awkward to hug. and i love hugs. not to say im not friends with them i just get really happy when a tall friend comes out. im a bad person.. i know.

A while ago a girl I know insisted I should hug her from behind, and it was the weirdest most uncomfortable hug ever, for something that sounds so pleasant.

Her request consisted in standing behind her and putting my arms around her shoulders. Since I'm quite a bit taller than her, my arms ended up around her neck, which wasn't comfortable for the both of us, since she almost felt suffocated and I felt like a thuggish brute.

Why not go for the waist hug? Why not the under-arm, under-breast one?
I never even knew that hug existed...

~~Farfisa~~ · 04-06-2010, 10:05 AM

What an unusual request from a girl.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-06-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

What an unusual request from a girl.

Atleast she didn't ask me to balance a rhino on my forehead.

lucifer_sam · 04-06-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad

A while ago a girl I know insisted I should hug her from behind, and it was the weirdest most uncomfortable hug ever, for something that sounds so pleasant.

Her request consisted in standing behind her and putting my arms around her shoulders. Since I'm quite a bit taller than her, my arms ended up around her neck, which wasn't comfortable for the both of us, since she almost felt suffocated and I felt like a thuggish brute.

Why not go for the waist hug? Why not the under-arm, under-breast one?
I never even knew that hug existed...

I've found that there is strict etiquette when it comes to friendly hugging. Namely:

1) Don't hug on first meeting someone unless you really clicked.
2) Always under-arm/over-arm unless otherwise indicated.
3) Girl offers, guy receives -- end of discussion. Nobody wants to be the tool that tries to assert male dominance in the group.
4) Three second max contact time. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
5) It's okay to decline a hug, but you need to stay outside hugging perimeter (approx. 5') to ensure there aren't mixed signals.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-06-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

I've found that there is strict etiquette when it comes to friendly hugging. Namely:

1) Don't hug on first meeting someone unless you really clicked.
2) Always under-arm/over-arm unless otherwise indicated.
3) Girl offers, guy receives -- end of discussion. Nobody wants to be the tool that tries to assert male dominance in the group.
4) Three second max contact time. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
5) It's okay to decline a hug, but you need to stay outside hugging perimeter (approx. 5') to ensure there aren't mixed signals.

You found nothing on balancing rhinos on your forehead, then?
I fear I'll be asked that one day and I want to be prepared.

FETCHER. · 04-06-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad

A while ago a girl I know insisted I should hug her from behind, and it was the weirdest most uncomfortable hug ever, for something that sounds so pleasant.

Her request consisted in standing behind her and putting my arms around her shoulders. Since I'm quite a bit taller than her, my arms ended up around her neck, which wasn't comfortable for the both of us, since she almost felt suffocated and I felt like a thuggish brute.

Why not go for the waist hug? Why not the under-arm, under-breast one?
I never even knew that hug existed...

I like hugging tall people from behind them like when they dont expect it just hug them

but ive never asked anyone to give me a hug from behind... round my shoulders I hug people from behind round their waists, usually males so theyre usually same height/taller than me.

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

I've found that there is strict etiquette when it comes to friendly hugging. Namely:

1) Don't hug on first meeting someone unless you really clicked.
2) Always under-arm/over-arm unless otherwise indicated.
3) Girl offers, guy receives -- end of discussion. Nobody wants to be the tool that tries to assert male dominance in the group.
4) Three second max contact time. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
5) It's okay to decline a hug, but you need to stay outside hugging perimeter (approx. 5') to ensure there aren't mixed signals.

You're a total genius. Those are rules I basically follow subconsciously. I always use rule 2. I never hug any other way unless its the type of hug I described to UB. I have a friend who heavily abuses rule 4. Its kinda creepy.

The Fascinating Turnip · 04-06-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I like hugging tall people from behind them like when they dont expect it just hug them

but ive never asked anyone to give me a hug from behind... round my shoulders I hug people from behind round their waists, usually males so theyre usually same height/taller than me.

You're a total genius. Those are rules I basically follow subconsciously. I always use rule 2. I never hug any other way unless its the type of hug I described to UB. I have a friend who heavily abuses rule 4. Its kinda creepy.

I've been told I'm good to hug because I'm "big", for some reason. Thought I'd share that.

Anyway, the girl in question is a nutter, so odd requests are typical. I just usually go for the hugs I mentioned before when I want to hug someone from behind (bear in mind that I usually follow rule 3).

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