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Old 03-30-2010, 12:02 PM   #141 (permalink)
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I'd like to see a few tutorials from those who know what they're doing.

Stuff like; how best to cut a cigar, the correct way to fold a breast pocket handkerchief.
I'd even settle for a demonstration on how to strip and oil a fire arm.

But please gentlemen...no more pubes!
I've shot rifles and one cool, slick, black pistol of some sort with quite a kickback...but I don't know how to strip and oil a fire arm. I may know how to strip and oil some things...but not a firearm!

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I don't smoke cigars and I don't know anything about kneckerchiefs... I feel like I don't quite belong in this club.
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:08 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Wasn't this from Anchorman?



On topic of cigars, a good Dominican can rival the flavor of a good Cuban, if you know what brand to look for.

And as far as the correct way to fold a kerchief.. well.. does anyone really care? If so, there are tutorials on youtube for that kind of thing.


And (I know this is going to arouse anger in some members [but at least I'm not posting some dude in a speedo]), on the topic of shaving the nether regions, the key "trick" or "method" to doing this without razor burn or in-grown hairs is to ALWAYS and I do mean ALWAYS shave TOWARDS THE TIP OF THE PENIS.

For girls: towards the tip of the clitoris.

Hopefully this will help.

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Old 03-30-2010, 04:47 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Bums against the wall everyone, I think we have a homosessual in our midst! What-o?
Haha it's like dropping chum in the ocean.
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:37 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Bums against the wall everyone, I think we have a homosessual in our midst! What-o?
Does this mean you have exclusive access to this club and the girly thread, homosensual? Lucky.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:11 PM   #145 (permalink)
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And as far as the correct way to fold a kerchief.. well.. does anyone really care? If so, there are tutorials on youtube for that kind of thing.
Well we could google just about everything, but then there'd be no need for message boards would there?
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:34 PM   #146 (permalink)
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For your reading pleasure.... ENJOY


The Presidential Pocket Square

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1 Lay your square handkerchief out on a flat surface.

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2 Fold the left side of the handkerchief over to the right side and crease the fold.

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3 Fold the bottom of the folded kerchief up toward the top, stopping about 1 inch short of the top edge. Crease the fold.

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4 Fold the left edge of the handkerchief two-thirds of the way toward the right side. Fold the right side over the left side so that the edges line up.

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5 Fold the bottom edge of the kerchief up toward the top edge once more, stopping about 1 inch short of the top edge again. Once more, crease this fold.

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6 Place the folded handkerchief in your pocket. It should be displayed with the folded side in against your body and the last crease you made at the bottom of the pocket.

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7 Tuck any loose flapping material from the top edge of the handkerchief in against your body so that there's a flat, even horizontal edge across the top of your folded pocket square.

The One Point Fold Pocket Square

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1Lay your square handkerchief out on a flat surface.

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2 Fold one point of the handkerchief over to the opposite point, making a triangle. Orient this triangle with the point facing away from you.

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3 Take the left corner of the triangle over toward the right, making a vertical crease about an inch short of the middle point. Then fold the right corner over to the left, again making the crease about an inch shy of the middle point and wrapping any extra material around the outside of the left-hand fold.

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4 Bring the bottom of the folded handkerchief up toward the top, folding it so that the bottom corners line up with the bottom corners of the point.

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5 Display the folded handkerchief in your pocket, point up, folded side in against your body.

The Puff Pocket Square Fold

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1 Lay your square handkerchief out on a flat surface.

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2 Grasp the very center of the handkerchief in one hand and lift it off the surface. The corners of the handkerchief should naturally fold in on themselves and hang straight down.

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3 Make a loop from the thumb and middle finger of your free hand and run this down the pocket square, starting from where you're holding the center and stopping about two-thirds of the way down. This helps to make the natural folds neater.

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4 Fold the bottom of the gathered folds up, making the crease where your fingers stopped about two-thirds of the way down.

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5 Place the folded bottom of the pocket square in your pocket, with the "puff" from the gathered center poking out the top of your pocket.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:43 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Lol you would.
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:21 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Lol you would.
Whatever do you mean?
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:25 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Well we could google just about everything, but then there'd be no need for message boards would there?
Can you bicker with Google?
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:28 PM   #150 (permalink)
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This is the guy thread. Why the hell am I even here......
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