Yeah...that makes total sense to do to yourself...

The girly thread has turned out to be exactly what I imagined it to be...inane.

Gentlemen. You've all disappointed me.
Where are the malt whiskeys, the fine wines, the fast cars, the nice watches, the expensive cigars, Italian shoes, the fishing gear, the tales of conquests past?

Male pursuits. The finer things in life. These are the things this thread should be about.

And what do we get?

Piercings, pubes, ball sacks and bugger all else! Apart from dogs rubbing their arses on rugs!

And why are women allowed to post in this thread?

You're all a fucking disgrace to your gender and all things considered manly.

Shape up guys!

I will henceforth make it my highest priority to mannify this thread:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_edDXclsnTd...0/manowar1.jpg

Sorry to disappoint...but you are right...

I'll try to lead this in the right direction.

I'm just barely beginning to get my bearings in wine, but beer I know. Here is a true microbrew gem from Indiana:

http://www.fanbrew.com/wp-content/up...3487126681.jpg

The pic makes me want to go grab a sixer right now...

brave, extremely brave.

^

*gives up

This thread should be re named 'the crèche'

Dude...we've moved on from the bodily hair discussion.

Don't go worrying your pretty little head dear.
Here's a tenner. Be a good girl and toddle off for a chat with the ladies and give the boys a bit of man time. :)

Good one.

I'd like to see a few tutorials from those who know what they're doing.

Stuff like; how best to cut a cigar, the correct way to fold a breast pocket handkerchief.
I'd even settle for a demonstration on how to strip and oil a fire arm.

But please gentlemen...no more pubes!