The Girly Thread

**Janszoon** · 03-23-2010, 01:14 PM

I just came across this turkey glove and thought I'd share. I love the expression on its face. Probably not something you could use for a prostate exam though.

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 03-23-2010, 04:55 PM

what is that????

Arya Stark · 03-23-2010, 04:59 PM

It's a turkey glove.
Get with the program.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-23-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Figure if I posted this as a n00b, it'd get flamed/flagged.
Also was sorta waiting for Savannah/Vanilla to think of it first.

If it gets flagged/flamed anyway, I'll just seek advice by PM or whatever.

Babe it's all yours, I think it's a brilliant thread idea! Bring on the clit loving!

jackhammer · 03-23-2010, 08:25 PM

Men may be useless to some but at least we can get a round of fucking drinks in. Vibrators drop that shit all over the place.

VEGANGELICA · 03-23-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I just came across this turkey glove and thought I'd share. I love the expression on its face. Probably not something you could use for a prostate exam though.

If they make a latex version, THEN we're talkin' turkey!

I know this is the "girly" thread, but one of the things I've wondered about is what it feels like for men to have a prostate exam....so this may be a "girly" thing to think about. So, Janszoon, you inspired me to learn more about prostate exams online and here is a funny description I found:

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ABOUT PROSTATE EXAMS:
5.) The doctor will then jam his finger back stage and feel around for your prostate. If you're like most men, (at this point in the exam) you're gritting your teeth, your eyes are tightly closed and you may be crying. Not from pain, of course, but from the sheer terror of another dude's finger in your smokestack. Then as quickly as it happens, it's finished. He's done.

6.) Wipe away the tears and lift up your trousers, you big wuss. You're all done. Now go home and take a shower so you don't have a case of KY ass for the rest of the day.
How To Survive Your Prostate Exam

I think a prostate exam is much, much less invasive than a gynecological exam for girls and women. It doesn't sound like a prostate exam hurts...but a gynecological exam can be uncomfortable. Of course, it is important to do for one's health. I don't want to scare any girls or women away from gynecological exams! I just find it helps to know what to expect.

Actually, now that I think of all women go through with gynecological issues, I do think we've got the hard part and men get off easy (ha ha!). Even my child says to me: "I'm glad I'm not a girl because I won't have to go through the pain of childbirth to have a baby!" I tell him, "That's true, but you also don't get the fun of experiencing what it's like to grow a child inside you, like a character in an Aliens movie!" Go Sigourney! My hero!!!

Oh, Jackhammer...I think men aren't useless at all! I suspect they are much nicer, overall, than vibrators. Even vibrator flashlights. If there *is* a vibrator that can carry drinks...hmmm...well, there may be some competition there...but NO NO, men are much nicer, I'm quite certain, when you consider the whole package. (I've never used a vibrator, though, so maybe someone else should answer this question.)

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-23-2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan!

I am the master of the Clit, Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see Clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the Clit like me. Not this little fuck

None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all *****.

You smell like Zamboni fuel and ball sweat. Get away from me.

~~Farfisa~~ · 03-23-2010, 10:09 PM

I'm having my mom knit me a fisherman's cardigan... makes me want to make one too.

Wait, actually I might make some socks as well, knitting and crocheting seems pretty nifty.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-24-2010, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I'm having my mom knit me a fisherman's cardigan... makes me want to make one too.

Wait, actually I might make some socks as well, knitting and crocheting seems pretty nifty.

Thats pretty fucking fantastic, actually. Your mom is talented.

Also, I lied, y'all. I'm a dude.

gogojessicat · 03-24-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Men may be useless to some but at least we can get a round of fucking drinks in. Vibrators drop that shit all over the place.

hahah, thats hilarious. and one of the many reasons I love men

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~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I'm having my mom knit me a fisherman's cardigan... makes me want to make one too. Wait, actually I might make some socks as well, knitting and crocheting seems pretty nifty.