The Coming of Age Thread

mr dave · 03-24-2010, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

The only profession not to be replaced by robots:

Strippers and prostitutes

you're obviously unaware of the fufme

****U-****Me. Changing the feel of communication.

not exactly work safe. don't think you'd get fired but you'd have some definite explaining to do.

Freebase Dali · 03-24-2010, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr dave

you're obviously unaware of the fufme

****U-****Me. Changing the feel of communication.

not exactly work safe. don't think you'd get fired but you'd have some definite explaining to do.

Hoax, but hilarious.

TheReverend · 03-24-2010, 02:56 PM

I would definitely NOT trust my penis with one of those things

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-24-2010, 03:17 PM

The way things are going the future will be ruled by health & safely jobsworths who will want to ban anything that's either fun, risky or just a tiny bit dangerous. Apart from extreme sports which will get more & more extreme.
So trying to jump out of a plane onto a metal spike without a parachute = good.
Smoking a cigarette or having a pint = bad.

Where every single thing you do will get monitored, evaluated & assessed to bombard you with useless junk you don't want. And where you will be expected to retire from your mind numbingly tedious job at 150 years old having spent the first 40 years of your life in education learning how to stare at a computer screen for the following 110 years.

People will become more & more self righteous in thinking that their way will save an increasingly more & more desperate world.

And in an inconspicuous office somewhere in London some record company boss will get some talent show winner to record Unchained fucking Melody.

Bulldog · 03-24-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Smoking a cigarette or having a pint = bad.

I presume you heard about Alistair Darling's proposed tax increase on cider eh. The way this country's going, there'll be no pubs left in five years' time (such is my on-topic contribution to this thread).

Freebase Dali · 03-24-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

The way things are going the future will be ruled by health & safely jobsworths who will want to ban anything that's either fun, risky or just a tiny bit dangerous. Apart from extreme sports which will get more & more extreme.
So trying to jump out of a plane onto a metal spike without a parachute = good.
Smoking a cigarette or having a pint = bad.

Where every single thing you do will get monitored, evaluated & assessed to bombard you with useless junk you don't want. And where you will be expected to retire from your mind numbingly tedious job at 150 years old having spent the first 40 years of your life in education learning how to stare at a computer screen for the following 110 years.

People will become more & more self righteous in thinking that their way will save an increasingly more & more desperate world.

And in an inconspicuous office somewhere in London some record company boss will get some talent show winner to record Unchained fucking Melody.

Reminds me of something I heard on the news not long ago.. something about UK installing monitoring chips in trash bins in homes so they can collect data and measure waste.

I guess it will evolve into paying for how much waste you produce. Which is ridiculous, being that everything you purchase on the economy will generate waste. If anyone should be charged for generating waste, it's the manufacturers of it... it's not like you can buy everything without packaging.

Screw it, here's the story. I meant to bring this up but I didn't want to start a thread about it.

FOXNews.com - 2.6M Microchips Placed in U.K. Trash Bins to Measure Waste

03-24-2010, 02:56 PM	#23 (permalink)
TheReverend Strong and Quite Strong Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: When you get out on the interstate, take a left after the gas station Posts: 64	I would definitely NOT trust my penis with one of those things __________________ One day dude, one day I'm just gonna get off the bus, an I'm gonna run into the woods an I'm never gonna come back. And when I come back, I'm gonna be the night master

03-24-2010, 03:17 PM	#24 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	The way things are going the future will be ruled by health & safely jobsworths who will want to ban anything that's either fun, risky or just a tiny bit dangerous. Apart from extreme sports which will get more & more extreme. So trying to jump out of a plane onto a metal spike without a parachute = good. Smoking a cigarette or having a pint = bad. Where every single thing you do will get monitored, evaluated & assessed to bombard you with useless junk you don't want. And where you will be expected to retire from your mind numbingly tedious job at 150 years old having spent the first 40 years of your life in education learning how to stare at a computer screen for the following 110 years. People will become more & more self righteous in thinking that their way will save an increasingly more & more desperate world. And in an inconspicuous office somewhere in London some record company boss will get some talent show winner to record Unchained fucking Melody. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.