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Old 03-24-2010, 07:17 PM   #91 (permalink)
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oh goddamnit.

Whatever write me in anyways.

edit: please. and I'll take a purple lifesaver as well, since Gollum probably isn't allowed lightsabers.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:12 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Main Characters


Name: dreadnaught
Position: OPL Founder
Age: 46
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: Fat Romance
Last Appearance: Deus Ex Machina... and a Coke.

A founding member of the Order of the Purple Lightsaber (a corporation that manufactures kitchen utensils), dreadnaught was wealthy and indifferent to the political affairs around her. This changed when fellow OPL Founder jackhammer was found murdered in his bathtub, a half stick of salami still in his mouth.

dreadnaught lead the investigation into his death, revealing a web of lies and political entanglements. With the help of Senior Detective storymilo, she discovered that the OPL Corp had been diverting funds into rebel charaties - crimes punishable by Flognai (an ancient MB torture technique in which the victim is locked in a cell with a stereo and a BrokenCyde record). She was assasinated upon confronting her fellow OPL Founders with this information.

It was later revealed that storymilo had orchestrated the entire event, and that he was in actuallity her bastard sons standing on each other's shoulders.



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Name: anticipation
Position: Powder Boy
Age: 9
Status: Alive
First Appearance: Sick of Noobs

anticipation is the powder boy to the MB counsil, which means he routinely smuggles coke out of The Recreational Drug thread to feed lucifer_sam's increasingly nasty cocain habbit. He acts as a double agent for Conan, who bribes him with "candy treats" for information.


Background Cast


Name: DiSTANToblivion
Position: Mountain Man/Hermit
Age: 187
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: The Wise Old Man
Last Appearance: ...turned out to be a complete ass hole.

An old man who interrupted royal couriers with promises of "tricks and magic". Upon taking the old man up on his offer, he would show them his penis.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:25 PM   #93 (permalink)
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@ Conan: If Storymilo is going to be Smiegel then I'm Gandalf the Grey.
For copyright reasons we had to change your character to Gandalf the Gay... your agent said you wouldn't mind.
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:57 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Background Cast


Name: DiSTANToblivion
Position: Mountain Man/Hermit
Age: 187
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: The Wise Old Man
Last Appearance: ...turned out to be a complete ass hole.

An old man who interrupted royal couriers with promises of "tricks and magic". Upon taking the old man up on his offer, he would show them his penis.

...awesome
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:01 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Where is miiiiiiiiine?
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:13 AM   #96 (permalink)
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I'll have Darlton get right on it!
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:50 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Fankyou.
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:55 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I want in on this.
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:51 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Is it episode ten yet!! /pants
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:29 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Update this it's friggin hilarious.
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