Unfan is my real second middle name, and what most people call me. There can be only one me, hence The Unfan.

Slut.

I like Tool's Merkaba, it's such a strange piece of work, but mainly the word just looks cool.

Dr. Kevorkian invented a death machine called the thanatron (I might of spelled that wrong) which would stop a persons heart in minutes, he also created another death machine called the mercitron (spelling questionable again) which was a mask that emitted poisonous gas into the wearer's system. He also released a jazz album and does some fairly talented surreal art.
Basically what's illogical in believing that "dying is not a crime"

its my name..just spelled differently.

I named it after this feather I found, but its all so contrived.