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02-20-2005, 12:38 AM | #35 (permalink) |
cat addict
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Dude...there's this kid that went to my school in third grade, and on halloween he showed up wearing superman underwear and a cape(that was it) and ran around the school screaming 'IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANEetc...". After that the school made a new rule, no more dressing up on halloween.
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02-20-2005, 12:46 AM | #38 (permalink) | |
isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 18,967
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SO Michael Jackson is on a plane with a bunch of kids and theirs only 2 parchutes so he says Michael Jackson: Only 2? Who Will USe htem? Pilot: You and me. Michael Jackson:What about the kids? Pilot: Skrew the kids Michael Jackson: Do you think we have time? Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Mcdonalds? A: They both stick middle aged meet into 8 year old buns. whats michal jacksons favorite chinese food? cream of sum'yong'guy Q: Whats the diffrence between Michael jakson and a plastic grocery bag? A: One is white and dangerous to children,one carrys grocerys. |
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