Stupidity (bass, beatles, Nirvana, John Lennon, guitarist)

RoemerMW · 05-25-2008, 12:27 AM

" Are there trees in the rainforest?"

WaspStar · 05-25-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by xEmochicKx

Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept *** people"
And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept ***s..but what about the lesbians??"

I have one somewhat like that:

"That kid's so homophobic, he's afraid of straight people."

...we never let him live that one down.

ProggyMan · 05-25-2008, 11:52 AM

Not really that stupid since it's actually true.
'Steely Dan sounds like some sex toy'.

~~asparagus~~ · 05-30-2008, 04:54 AM

my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!

WWWP · 05-30-2008, 01:15 PM

One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

mr dave · 05-30-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus

What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to you

abba - a very good rock band.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 06-01-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

haha, wow. Don't you hate when people don't get the simplest jokes? Then you have to explain it and it just ruins the joke. Then you're mad at your friend all night.

One of my friends said that some of Behemoth's material sounds like old Cradle of Filth. I haven't heard anything before "Cruelty and the Beast," so I can't vouch for that, but my friend thinks of Midian as "old" Cradle of Filth.

Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.

655321 · 06-01-2008, 05:44 PM

he probably thought it meant good

EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak

blondiexboopx · 06-04-2008, 02:38 PM

A little homeschooled 16 year old seriously asked me how to spell "the" ....

Loser · 06-04-2008, 04:15 PM

Friend: Ok, if you had to rate me what you I be?

Me: um...On a scale from 1-10?

Friend: Yeah

Me: Ok, on a scale from 1-10 you are Hitler.

Actual conversation haha.

06-01-2008, 05:44 PM	#108 (permalink)
655321 i ruin threads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: littleton newhampshire Posts: 110	he probably thought it meant good EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak __________________ Well there's one thing to know about this town Not a person doesn't want me underground

05-25-2008, 12:27 AM	#101 (permalink)
RoemerMW Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Klamath Falls, OR Posts: 452	" Are there trees in the rainforest?"

05-25-2008, 11:52 AM	#103 (permalink)
ProggyMan Reformed Jackass Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,964	Not really that stupid since it's actually true. 'Steely Dan sounds like some sex toy'.

05-30-2008, 04:54 AM	#104 (permalink)
~~asparagus~~ Account Disabled Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8	my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!

06-04-2008, 02:38 PM	#109 (permalink)
blondiexboopx Groupie Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 8	A little homeschooled 16 year old seriously asked me how to spell "the" ....

06-04-2008, 04:15 PM	#110 (permalink)
Loser The Professor Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York City Posts: 1,113	Friend: Ok, if you had to rate me what you I be? Me: um...On a scale from 1-10? Friend: Yeah Me: Ok, on a scale from 1-10 you are Hitler. Actual conversation haha.