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my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for

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Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)

my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for

What?

Someone once asked me how to spell "irony".

I told them there was a silent Q.

They believed me.

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Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)

my mom asked me the same question the other day her phone does that and she didn't know what it was for

:confused:

Let me clear this up...

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Originally Posted by jerricka(aka jbabe) (Post 939046)

"Where do you insert this?" Heh... my mom asked me the same question the other day when her phone didn't fit and she didn't know what else it was for. I told her about the shop down the skreet but she don't spend money on that kinda thing. Says that kinda thing doesn't do much for her and is a waste of money. I told her that cell-phone cases protect your phone but she didn't want to hear it. So she keeps it in her box. I dunno, maybe she's old fashioned. I had an aunt once that was a pack rat. I found 16 stuffed animals, stuffed inside a stuffed animal once. It was pretty intense. Most blue things are like that. That's why there's blue flavored popsickles but they never call it any kind of fruit... I mean, you know the red one is cherry... the orange is orange... the green is lime... and the purple is grape. But the blue one doesn't taste anything like blueberries, so we bought a George Foreman grill. Sometimes my uncle borrows it, but when he returns it there are curly hairs on it. It's pretty embarrassing, because I'm pretty sure he isn't black. So I don't know what's up with that.

There's this kid in my class who's pretty cool, but he's a ****ing idiot. One day we were walking around our city with 2 other guys and two girls from our class and this 18 year old who was gonna buy us booze. We're looking for a liqoure store that he can buy from. The kid sees a place called The Legendary Bar. He says: "You can go there,(*points*) The Legiondary Bar."

We were teasing him for something he said, can't remember what it was, when he said, "Ok, you guy's always make fun of me for not being as phosistocated as you are, just cause I don't read books." He meant to say "sophistocated". He seriously reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

"Well hitler was basically a communist"

My jaw dropped wide open at the stupidity displayed by the average American..

Gullible is going to pop up on your screen in bold yellow letters under a turkey leg if you press alt+F4.

3 Rules To Life:
1 Your teeth can not touch all the teeth in your mouth
2 You just tried it
3 Your sighing because I tricked you.

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Originally Posted by Swany (Post 939543)

3 Rules To Life:
1 Your teeth can not touch all the teeth in your mouth
2 You just tried it
3 Your sighing because I tricked you.

This was a facebook group, so I already knew about this before you posted it. :laughing:

My friend once asked me what religion I was I said "Im jewish"
She said "no way! you cant be! You have blond hair, blue eyes and a small nose!"

She was dead serious.