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Old 09-22-2010, 07:05 PM   #531 (permalink)
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Lady friend: "I found this really cool recipe, you take ham and cheese, wrap it in a croissant and bake it".

Me: "Like a Hot Pocket?"

Lady friend : "NO, not like a Hot Pocket, it's a sandwich"

Me: "How is that not like a Hot Pocket?"

Lady friend" "I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Me: ...?
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:33 AM   #532 (permalink)
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Hahahhaha

"I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Best line ever.
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:45 AM   #533 (permalink)
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Hahahhaha

"I don't know. I don't ask questions, I just watch TV".

Best line ever.
I couldn't even muster a response.
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Old 09-23-2010, 01:16 PM   #534 (permalink)
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At least she realizes that she doesn't know. That takes at least some intelligence. It's not like my mom, who makes things into fact BECAUSE they were on TV, and you will never be able to convince her otherwise.
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Old 09-23-2010, 01:23 PM   #535 (permalink)
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At least she realizes that she doesn't know. That takes at least some intelligence. It's not like my mom, who makes things into fact BECAUSE they were on TV, and you will never be able to convince her otherwise.
Yeah, there's a fine line between stupidity and stubournness. A combination of both has to be the worst. No offense to your mom or anything...
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Old 09-23-2010, 01:26 PM   #536 (permalink)
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Yeah, there's a fine line between stupidity and stubournness. A combination of both has to be the worst. No offense to your mom or anything...
None taken. She wouldn't know what that is anyway.
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:01 AM   #537 (permalink)
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Last night at a mates party there was 8 of us sleeping in one room.

3 people to a double bed, I was one of those people. My male friend says this because we were squashed.

Friend: I feel like a salmon in here.
me & other friend: Eh, don't you mean a sardine mate.


PAHAHA. its scary to think he got three adv. higher band 1 A's.
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Old 09-25-2010, 11:18 AM   #538 (permalink)
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Yesterday I saw a picture of Alvin and the Chipmunks and I said, "Hey, it's Alvin and the Threeoedores!"

I felt like an idiot.
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Old 09-25-2010, 01:13 PM   #539 (permalink)
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Stupid quote for the day (overheard in math class): "If your boobs are bigger than your stomach, you're not fat."
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Old 09-25-2010, 02:54 PM   #540 (permalink)
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hmm, tie between
"Is Asia in Pennsylvania?"
and
"How do you spell when?"

both asked by the same moron.
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