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09-13-2010, 06:40 PM | #522 (permalink) |
love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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I know a girl, and she didn't know who the following people were:
John Lennon George Harrison Ringo Star Steven Spielberg Bono Mick Jagger. She's the thickest person I know. I can't believe how stupid she is. I'm not sure why I talk to her, I think I find her stupidity mildly amusing. |
09-13-2010, 07:31 PM | #523 (permalink) |
"Hermione-Lite"
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York.
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Talking about similes in my roommate's World Poetry class. She told me about it. This same girl is an Education Major with a concentration in English... she says she only reads Cosmo.
Teacher: "I am spread as thin as..." Finish the sentence. Student: *raises hand* Ice! Teacher: (trying to be understanding) Explain. Ice like... like how? Elaborate. Because I'm not seeing the image you're painting for me. Student: Like... like ice cubes! Like... the ice cubes you see in your freezer? Teacher: No... that's not right. You mean like... ice skating ice? Student: Yeah! That's what I mean! |
09-14-2010, 02:50 AM | #526 (permalink) | |
Five Feet of Fury
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Location: suburbanite
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09-14-2010, 08:29 AM | #527 (permalink) |
"Hermione-Lite"
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Location: New York.
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I knowwwww. I'm sad to know we go to the same school.
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09-14-2010, 11:31 AM | #528 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
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driving home from blackpool
Friend: Cumbria? Isn't that abroad. Like Africa? Me: Well yes, this is true. Thats why they sign posted a cut off for it... In England. reminds me of Jade Goody and the East Anglia comment.
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