Stupidity

Kaimon · 09-04-2010, 08:49 PM

I'm never really part of the stupid conversations, but I witness a lot of them.

"Ok, so where's the Panama Canal?"
"Ummmm, Mexico?"

and

"Is your phone a LG?"
"No it's a 3G."

TheCunningStunt · 09-04-2010, 09:11 PM

Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway...

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

I had to then explain that the holocaust was. Wow.

glastonelle · 09-05-2010, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway...

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

I had to then explain that the holocaust was. Wow.

You actually said that to someone?

Kudos

TheCunningStunt · 09-05-2010, 11:55 PM

I messed that up for some reason, the conversation actually went like this:

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: What?
Me: *Confused.* "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

Unbelievable. I toned down what I actually said so I didn't cause offence. I'm SO politically correct.

Zaqarbal · 09-06-2010, 12:05 AM

^^ We know what you mean.

TheCunningStunt · 09-06-2010, 12:08 AM

Sarcasm? I thought it was quite simple, I spoke with someone who didn't have a clue what the holocaust was.

Zaqarbal · 09-06-2010, 12:26 AM

^^ I know. I was only kidding about the cause of the nervousness. I have an odd sense of humor too. Very odd, indeed. I have to stop making film jokes.

Dayvan Cowboy · 09-06-2010, 02:51 PM

A conversation regarding math rock with a friend:
Her: Hey, What'cha listenin' to?
Me: Don Caballero
Her: Huh? What kind of music do they make?
Me: Math Rock/Post Rock
Her: LOL, You geek! Don't math rock bands sing about math?
Me: Uh, No?
Her: No, You're wrong. Math rock is all about math. It even has the word "Math" in the name.
Me: O RLY? name a math rock musician.
Her: That dude who made the Pi song.
Me: NO.

TheCunningStunt · 09-06-2010, 03:24 PM

I guess she thinks Metal bands sing about Metal?

ZINCCCC, MY SINK IS MADE OF ZINCCCCCCCC
IRON, I BUMMED A LION!

(I don't think I'm gonna make it as a Metal artist

)

Dayvan Cowboy · 09-06-2010, 03:55 PM

^there isn't an adjective on the planet that could properly describe the both humor and tragedy of that post.

09-04-2010, 09:11 PM	#502 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway... Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!" Her: "The Holocaust?" Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons. I had to then explain that the holocaust was. Wow. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

09-05-2010, 11:55 PM	#504 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I messed that up for some reason, the conversation actually went like this: Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!" Her: What? Me: Confused. "The Holocaust?" Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons. Unbelievable. I toned down what I actually said so I didn't cause offence. I'm SO politically correct. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

09-06-2010, 12:05 AM	#505 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	^^ We know what you mean. __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."

09-06-2010, 12:08 AM	#506 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Sarcasm? I thought it was quite simple, I spoke with someone who didn't have a clue what the holocaust was. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

09-06-2010, 12:26 AM	#507 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	^^ I know. I was only kidding about the cause of the nervousness. I have an odd sense of humor too. Very odd, indeed. I have to stop making film jokes. __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."

09-04-2010, 08:49 PM	#501 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	I'm never really part of the stupid conversations, but I witness a lot of them. "Ok, so where's the Panama Canal?" "Ummmm, Mexico?" and "Is your phone a LG?" "No it's a 3G."

09-06-2010, 02:51 PM	#508 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	A conversation regarding math rock with a friend: Her: Hey, What'cha listenin' to? Me: Don Caballero Her: Huh? What kind of music do they make? Me: Math Rock/Post Rock Her: LOL, You geek! Don't math rock bands sing about math? Me: Uh, No? Her: No, You're wrong. Math rock is all about math. It even has the word "Math" in the name. Me: O RLY? name a math rock musician. Her: That dude who made the Pi song. Me: NO.

09-06-2010, 03:24 PM	#509 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I guess she thinks Metal bands sing about Metal? ZINCCCC, MY SINK IS MADE OF ZINCCCCCCCC IRON, I BUMMED A LION! (I don't think I'm gonna make it as a Metal artist ) __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

09-06-2010, 03:55 PM	#510 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	^there isn't an adjective on the planet that could properly describe the both humor and tragedy of that post.