Stupidity

thomasracer56 · 08-03-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Reminds me of when I forget to add the chicken to the fried chicken recipe... then remember. All is well again.

fried chicken without chicken=mac&cheese without mac or cheese.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-04-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hissundaygirl09.

hi, my diick wants to meet you.. some guy said that to me...

worse pick up line and dumbest thing ever...............

Sorry, I won't use it ever again.

downwardspiral · 08-05-2010, 07:25 AM

Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense.

When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them.

I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko.

Antonio · 08-05-2010, 07:47 AM

"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..."

both from my one friend, haha.

**Janszoon** · 08-05-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..."

both from my one friend, haha.

Nice.

I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway?

Zarko · 08-05-2010, 08:20 AM

At the bike section of a store the other day. I was looking at two push bikes side to side and commented to myself
"Gee, one of these bikes has their pedal on the wrong side of the bike".

Shows the last time I used one of them things.

Antonio · 08-05-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Nice.

I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway?

idk, but it was hilarious

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-05-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

This thread was really missing something without hissundaygirl09 posting in it. Thank heavens she's here now. Phew.

awww at least you appreciate me unlike somebody!! i needed to add some fun here

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-05-2010, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Sorry, I won't use it ever again.

No Urban it was not you, it was some dude at a party i went to last summer..

The Bullet · 08-05-2010, 10:19 PM

One time, me and my mom were in the car, and we were about to leave, but she "forgot" her cell phone. So she called someone on her cell-phone to tell her to bring her cell-phone to the car.

08-05-2010, 07:25 AM	#433 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense. When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them. I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko. __________________

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The Bullet Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 454	One time, me and my mom were in the car, and we were about to leave, but she "forgot" her cell phone. So she called someone on her cell-phone to tell her to bring her cell-phone to the car. __________________ http://soundcloud.com/zachary-steuer Last edited by The Bullet; 08-05-2010 at 10:20 PM. Reason: grammar

08-05-2010, 08:20 AM	#436 (permalink)
Zarko Barely Disheveled Zombie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,196	At the bike section of a store the other day. I was looking at two push bikes side to side and commented to myself "Gee, one of these bikes has their pedal on the wrong side of the bike". Shows the last time I used one of them things.