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07-31-2010, 06:25 AM | #331 (permalink) |
Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon)
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I prefer deleting them from my life. They somehow are contagious.
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07-31-2010, 06:25 AM | #332 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Liverpool, UK
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Ugh stupid girls grind my gears so bad. A girl I work with acts so dosile around an audience, but she gave me a lift home once and was COMPLETELY different.
I can't think of any more stories! I'm sure I have more, I know a lot of idiots. |
07-31-2010, 06:32 AM | #333 (permalink) |
love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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I wish it were legal to stab girls that act stupid, and then when you say "You're thick." they act all shocked and they're like "no I'm nooooooooooooot" *flutters eye lashes."
"Cheeky" FOAD. I know lots of idiots, I have stories tucked away somewhere. |
07-31-2010, 06:41 AM | #334 (permalink) |
The Omniscient
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Reno, Nevada, USA
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This is not a story of a conversation, but it's funny nonetheless. This guy is the dumbest person I've ever met and also the biggest asshole.
This guy decided he wanted to sled down a 300-350 foot long hill... blindfolded. Now this hill ends in a jump and has a metal fence not far beyond the jump. If you have the ability of vision, you can either go in the right direction to avoid it or (with enough speed) jump over it. He goes down the hill and at some point gets turned around backwards, hits the jump and smacks his spine right into a pole in the fence. Completely ****ed up his back and almost paralyzed him. dumbass.
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07-31-2010, 06:43 AM | #335 (permalink) |
The Omniscient
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Reno, Nevada, USA
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Also, the same year, the same guy thought he could ejaculate frozen **** by sticking his balls in the snow and keeping them there for about 10 minutes. ****ing idiotic, right? He's gotta be sterile from that.
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07-31-2010, 07:19 AM | #336 (permalink) | |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam.
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I'm pretty sure both genders are equal there. |
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07-31-2010, 07:20 AM | #337 (permalink) | |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
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People in general take pride in being stupid it's not even something I think has to do with gender. Only girls justify their stupidity as being cute and guys justify it as being manly. |
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07-31-2010, 07:24 AM | #339 (permalink) |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Well it wouldn't happen as much if you weren't saying such blatantly sexist sh*t all the time.
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