Stupidity

NSW · 10-19-2009, 10:59 AM

Co-worker 1: Where’s Oklahoma? (Keep in mind, we live in Texas here…)
Co-worker 2: Seriously?
Co-worker 1: Yeah
Co-worker 2: It’s just north of Texas.
Co-worker 1: Well isn’t there a city called Oklahoma?
Co-worker 2: Yeah…Oklahoma City. In Oklahoma.

LoathsomePete · 10-19-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Co-worker 1: Where’s Oklahoma? (Keep in mind, we live in Texas here…)
Co-worker 2: Seriously?
Co-worker 1: Yeah
Co-worker 2: It’s just north of Texas.
Co-worker 1: Well isn’t there a city called Oklahoma?
Co-worker 2: Yeah…Oklahoma City. In Oklahoma.

You should tell them that there's a Kansas City in Missouri and see if it blows their mind.

TheCunningStunt · 07-31-2010, 05:25 AM

Self explanatory, we've all had conversations with people and they just so stupid it's either painful or really funny.

So, let's hear it. Stories where you've come across people that have said mind numbingly stupid things. (From your real life, no quoting forum members that have had blonde moments, because that's just not very nice.)

NumberNineDream · 07-31-2010, 05:31 AM

There's already a thread about this. It's called "Stupid".

downwardspiral · 07-31-2010, 05:46 AM

The following 3 quotes are from the same friend, and were all said in the same day. Within about the same hour.

"I didn't even know John Lennon was in The Beatles?"

"OMG should we put those swans back in the water? Swans die out of water!" as we were walking through a park where some swans were sitting on the grass.

and finally, one christmas we went the cinema and were on the bus. and we drove past this little santas grotto thing and it had real reindeer outside. This is the conversation that was had:

"aww look at those horses"
me: "no, they're reindeer"
"reindeer aren't real though. god"
me: "no, reindeer are real. this is proven as we're actually looking at four right now"
"no. they're fake, father christmas is fake, so are they"
me: *sigh*

oh god and ALSO, my ex girlfriend and i were in the house alone one night and the electricity went. i was getting my coat to go out to the shop to top they key up, and she was like.

"i need the toilet. be quick!" i was like "take the torch, it wont be that dark in there" and she was like "yeah but i'll feel disgusting because the chain won't flush if the electricty is gone"

NumberNineDream · 07-31-2010, 05:50 AM

^Lmao. That last one is gold.
Please tell me that led to your break-up xD

TheCunningStunt · 07-31-2010, 05:50 AM

Hahahaha.

The reindeer story is great. I take it you had that conversation with a woman? Only a woman could be that dizzy.

/sexism

downwardspiral · 07-31-2010, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

^Lmao. That last one is gold.
Please tell me that led to your break-up xD

oh it should've but it didn't! whore was cheating on me haha, so we finished it and stupidly i took her back. but then she done it again and so i finished it for good. life story, sorry.

and yeah michael (haha!) it was with a girl. who'da thunk it

i just remembered my friend jade was telling me about her housemate who was like "why have i never seen the apocalypse?" D: why are these people even real?

NumberNineDream · 07-31-2010, 05:57 AM

-_-

TheCunningStunt · 07-31-2010, 05:58 AM

I have one that takes the really raises the stupid stakes... someone actually said on Facebook "Do Babys need a passport or do they go on there mothers ???"

10-19-2009, 10:59 AM	#311 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Co-worker 1: Where’s Oklahoma? (Keep in mind, we live in Texas here…) Co-worker 2: Seriously? Co-worker 1: Yeah Co-worker 2: It’s just north of Texas. Co-worker 1: Well isn’t there a city called Oklahoma? Co-worker 2: Yeah…Oklahoma City. In Oklahoma. __________________ Hi.

07-31-2010, 05:25 AM	#313 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The 'I have a story about someone stupid' thread Self explanatory, we've all had conversations with people and they just so stupid it's either painful or really funny. So, let's hear it. Stories where you've come across people that have said mind numbingly stupid things. (From your real life, no quoting forum members that have had blonde moments, because that's just not very nice.) __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

07-31-2010, 05:31 AM	#314 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	There's already a thread about this. It's called "Stupid". __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

07-31-2010, 05:46 AM	#315 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	The following 3 quotes are from the same friend, and were all said in the same day. Within about the same hour. "I didn't even know John Lennon was in The Beatles?" "OMG should we put those swans back in the water? Swans die out of water!" as we were walking through a park where some swans were sitting on the grass. and finally, one christmas we went the cinema and were on the bus. and we drove past this little santas grotto thing and it had real reindeer outside. This is the conversation that was had: "aww look at those horses" me: "no, they're reindeer" "reindeer aren't real though. god" me: "no, reindeer are real. this is proven as we're actually looking at four right now" "no. they're fake, father christmas is fake, so are they" me: sigh oh god and ALSO, my ex girlfriend and i were in the house alone one night and the electricity went. i was getting my coat to go out to the shop to top they key up, and she was like. "i need the toilet. be quick!" i was like "take the torch, it wont be that dark in there" and she was like "yeah but i'll feel disgusting because the chain won't flush if the electricty is gone" __________________

07-31-2010, 05:50 AM	#316 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	^Lmao. That last one is gold. Please tell me that led to your break-up xD __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

07-31-2010, 05:50 AM	#317 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Hahahaha. The reindeer story is great. I take it you had that conversation with a woman? Only a woman could be that dizzy. /sexism __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

07-31-2010, 05:57 AM	#319 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	-_- __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

07-31-2010, 05:58 AM	#320 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I have one that takes the really raises the stupid stakes... someone actually said on Facebook "Do Babys need a passport or do they go on there mothers ???" __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM