Stupidity

WWWP · 05-31-2009, 10:55 PM

The other day my mom made me and my cousin the best grilled cheese sandwhich of my entire life with provolone cheese and I thought to myself "this is really good, I wonder if this is what they use in mozarella sticks..."

NSW · 06-01-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

The other day my mom made me and my cousin the best grilled cheese sandwhich of my entire life with provolone cheese and I thought to myself "this is really good, I wonder if this is what they use in mozarella sticks..."

Even more funny because I had to re-read that to figure out why it was stupid. lol. It's too early in the AM.

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-01-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

The other day my mom made me and my cousin the best grilled cheese sandwhich of my entire life with provolone cheese and I thought to myself "this is really good, I wonder if this is what they use in mozarella sticks..."

I was sure as **** that mozarella sticks were made with cheddar.

Terrible Lizard · 06-01-2009, 09:02 PM

All of you are wrong, mozzarella sticks are made fresh, natural mongolian infants.

333 · 06-01-2009, 09:11 PM

"You're not vietnamese! You're asian!"

Double X · 06-01-2009, 09:51 PM

(in my physics class)

me: It just doesn't seem plausible that jesus was the son of god.
girl who sits in front of me: So you think it's just a coincidence that he was born in the year 0? oh please

NSW · 06-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Two coworkers talking just now…I had to laugh out loud.

Coworker# 1: The material is from Austria
Coworker# 2: Australia?
# 1: No…Austria.
#2: ………. I wonder if that’s in Brazil….

jackhammer · 06-02-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Two coworkers talking just now…I had to laugh out loud.

Coworker# 1: The material is from Austria
Coworker# 2: Australia?
# 1: No…Austria.
#2: ………. I wonder if that’s in Brazil….

FFS. Is this for real? OMG.

I remember hearing that when (ex) Pres. Bush was visiting Slovakia he said that he couldn't wait to sample the beaches. It's land locked you bloody twat.

~~Flower Child~~ · 06-02-2009, 09:19 AM

This was in my junior English class
We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about:

Revolutionary War
World War I
World War II
Vietnam
Korea
Veterans

ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in?
ME: what the hell are you talking about
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war
ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : *looking at me like im crazy* then why is it listed with all of those wars

They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with.
I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking.
Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story.

NSW · 06-02-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

FFS. Is this for real? OMG.

I remember hearing that when (ex) Pres. Bush was visiting Slovakia he said that he couldn't wait to sample the beaches. It's land locked you bloody twat.

Yes...it's for real.

I was stunned at first myself.

06-01-2009, 09:02 PM	#274 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	All of you are wrong, mozzarella sticks are made fresh, natural mongolian infants. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

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NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Two coworkers talking just now…I had to laugh out loud. Coworker# 1: The material is from Austria Coworker# 2: Australia? # 1: No…Austria. #2: ………. I wonder if that’s in Brazil…. __________________ Hi.

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333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	"You're not vietnamese! You're asian!"

06-01-2009, 09:51 PM	#276 (permalink)
Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	(in my physics class) me: It just doesn't seem plausible that jesus was the son of god. girl who sits in front of me: So you think it's just a coincidence that he was born in the year 0? oh please

06-02-2009, 09:19 AM	#279 (permalink)
~~Flower Child~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: classified Posts: 639	This was in my junior English class We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about: Revolutionary War World War I World War II Vietnam Korea Veterans ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in? ME: what the hell are you talking about IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : looking at me like im crazy then why is it listed with all of those wars They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears. I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with. I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking. Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story.