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Old 05-01-2009, 02:08 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Work never ceases to be a breeding ground for some of the craziest comments.

Yesterday I told my co-worker I was going to Taco Bell for lunch. She said “Oh my god…how can you even think of eating Mexican food while this swine flu thing is going on?”

There are sooo many things wrong with that sentence…I don’t even know where to start.
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:56 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Yesterday a kid sneezed on another kid and the other kid yells "nigga what the fuck!? I better not be getting no swan flu!" Yeh he actually said "swan flu".
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:12 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Yesterday a kid sneezed on another kid and the other kid yells "nigga what the fuck!? I better not be getting no swan flu!" Yeh he actually said "swan flu".
i f'cking loled. That is great!
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:27 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Some kid said swan flue at my school not too long ago, too.
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Yesterday a kid sneezed on another kid and the other kid yells "nigga what the fuck!? I better not be getting no swan flu!" Yeh he actually said "swan flu".
Education bad for the black man, baaad.
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:39 AM   #256 (permalink)
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Yesterday a kid sneezed on another kid and the other kid yells "nigga what the fuck!? I better not be getting no swan flu!" Yeh he actually said "swan flu".
My mental picture of this whole situation is funnier than the situation itself. I just imagined 2 black dudes arguing, and this frail white kid named Kenny sitting in the corner contemplating suicide/double homicide.
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:41 AM   #257 (permalink)
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i remember in grade school kids used to ask me how to spell was.


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My kindergarten TEACHER spelled "the" ... "th"

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I went to Catholic school.
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Some kid said swan flue at my school not too long ago, too.
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My kindergarten TEACHER spelled "the" ... "th"

I swear to god that that is the truth.

I went to Catholic school.
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The white man is trying to posion his mind with knowledge.

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My mental picture of this whole situation is funnier than the situation itself. I just imagined 2 black dudes arguing, and this frail white kid named Kenny sitting in the corner contemplating suicide/double homicide.
hahaha yeh I was kinda shocked, I just said "he just said sawn flu, he really just said swan flu.....wow". But of course there are other times when I felt like that, more so when Ive had to spend 4 hrs in a testing room where 2 very large black chicks insisted in showing the class new dance moves and then telling stories about how "bitches be trippin" at burger king. This is my life.
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sweet nothing openly flaunts the fact that he is merely the empty shell of an even more unadmirable member. his loneliness and need for attention bleeds through every letter he types. edit: i would just like to add that i'm ashamed that he's from texas. surely you didn't grow up in texas, did you sweet nothing?
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