Girl from my science class:

"Oh! We live on the Earth and not in it!"

"Why's your peanut butter brown?"

Oh lord...

"I like how Obama changed the gas prices." Umm... what the fuck?

ok, this whoel glass is a liquid thign came up as we were walkign past an old house. the windows where fatter at the bottom...he said see look glass is a liquid. i said hey look back in the olden days glass was put in the windows hot therefore it was still in a light liquid state but yet incredibly hot. so it moved its way down before being slowly cooled so it does not get air bubbles or crack and/or get brittle

Women can't vote?

jesus christ? i hope your saying someone said that....not you sayign that.

read this on youtube....


"i love hardcore music,i love mosh pits,i hate hardcore dancing,i hate getting hurt"

is'nt that the point...


and also

my friend said this

"the double bass kicks is the worst part of hardcore"

is'nt that the best part?

Girl looking through a US History book (in high school, mind you):

Thomas Jefferson was a president!?

When watching a film on the Holocaust it showed pictures of some of the victims and how skinny they were.

Person: What they aint eat?

Crackaz can't be eating cuz theyre 2 stoopid and wh!te...